ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the WHAC
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Marv, imagine that!
tOSU’s pride hung by the chimney tonight
Knowing the Bucks would soon take flight
The CFP was still up for grabs
Licking The Game wounds, still no scabs
And I with my bourbon, sipping away
Still sulking and stewing about Ryan Day
When on my TV there arose such a coward
The smug little gremlin: Desmond Howard
Away to the cabinet, I flew like a flash
Grabbed another glass, last one I smashed
The state of Ohio was covered in snow
We need a rematch, a tag on Jimmy’s toe
Drag him kicking and screaming in the cold
All the way to LA and his gravesite, behold!
It’s the only way to make the season bright
Merry Christmas to all, fuck ‘em for life.
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