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OL Justin Boren (Official Thread)

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jokewood;1124971; said:
Boren accused Rodriguez of eroding the moral fabric of the team without citing any reasons or evidence. Hypothetically, if a player quit the USC team and called Pete Carroll a cheater, I would hold it against the player until he stated how Carroll cheats (again speaking hypothetically... of course).
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jokewood;1124994; said:
No, I would rather the player not say anything at all. He should have taken his unconditional release of scholarship, told RRod go [expletive] himself, and walked out the door. Boren chose to make this one messy.
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Joke, you are just digging yourself deeper and deeper. First you note in previous post "without citing any reasons or evidence" and now "I would rather the player not say anything at all". Which is it?
 
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mross34;1125103; said:
The juice is definitely worth the squeeze.
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Sometimes, cucumbers taste better pickled. Huh? What?

Oh8ch;1125300; said:
Back again.

Let's look at how this evolved.

First we found out about this kid from Pickerington who was a good football play and who loved UM. Thus we established the:

THE BOREN IDENTITY.

Then he became a starter in his second season and established himself as a future star. This spring he was (prior to recent events) acknowledged by UM boards as a team leader and perhaps the fastest OL on the squad. So we entered the phase of:

THE BOREN SUPREMACY

I think you are with me now, so let me simply say that we have reached:

THE BOREN ULTIMATUM

And if you check IMDB you will find that Matt Damon is currently working on:

UNTITLED BOREN PROJECT

Here's hoping that project is titled:

BORN TO BE A BUCKEYE

(where we foster mutual respect and support)
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Oh8ch;1125300; said:
Back again.

Let's look at how this evolved.

First we found out about this kid from Pickerington who was a good football play and who loved UM. Thus we established the:

THE BOREN IDENTITY.

Then he became a starter in his second season and established himself as a future star. This spring he was (prior to recent events) acknowledged by UM boards as a team leader and perhaps the fastest OL on the squad. So we entered the phase of:

THE BOREN SUPREMACY

I think you are with me now, so let me simply say that we have reached:

THE BOREN ULTIMATUM

And if you check IMDB you will find that Matt Damon is currently working on:

UNTITLED BOREN PROJECT

Here's hoping that project is titled:

BORN TO BE A BUCKEYE

(where we foster mutual respect and support)
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I found two more installments:

THE BOREN LEGACY

In this instance, the son tried his hardest to follow the steps of his father; however, he was not able to overcome the very thing that he held on to most: familial bond.

THE BOREN BETRAYAL

Segueing from the LEGACY, the audience finally finds out the depth of the conspiracy to keep the son in the same organization that he had always desired because of his father. The new management was just not what the son had expected to live with for the remainder of his contract.

And then the saga continues.
 
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muffler dragon;1125450; said:
I found two more installments:

THE BOREN LEGACY

In this instance, the son tried his hardest to follow the steps of his father; however, he was not able to overcome the very thing that he held on to most: familial bond.

THE BOREN BETRAYAL

Segueing from the LEGACY, the audience finally finds out the depth of the conspiracy to keep the son in the same organization that he had always desired because of his father. The new management was just not what the son had expected to live with for the remainder of his contract.

And then the saga continues.
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Maybe he was just, umm, err, BOREN TO RUN... RUN-BLOCK, that is! :biggrin:
 
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