Ohio State football: Idiots infringe on USC-OSU talk
by Doug Lesmerises, Plain Dealer reporter Tuesday September 09, 2008, 5:02 PM
An idiot and a college football coach made for a combustible mix today, and the final result was USC coach Pete Carroll, completely justifiably, hanging up on a conference call with reporters.
Some of you may consider this the height of humor, but for the rest of us who made it past third grade, the imposter on the conference call was a brief, yet frustrating, sideshow in the buildup to the college football game of year so far.
About 20 minutes into a call with Carroll, someone who indentified himself as associated with a fake website asked Carroll in a garbled, if almost drunken, voice whether he rewarded his players by setting up dates with various Hollywood starlets.
After asking several times for the imposter to clarify his question, Carroll, remarkably, answered it, explaining that matchmaking is not in his job description.
At this point, with the conference moderator apparently asleep at the switch, the imposter asked a follow-up related to a brand-name product that shares a name with the Trojans.
Continued........