NWA Worker Ejaculates On Passenger

[Big Papa]

No, not the Rap Group, Northwest Airlines. Story is hilarious.

An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

Link To Full Funny As Shit Story

 

[BB73]

Cum on - what a jerkoff!

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[Dryden]

OK, maybe I'm not understanding everything in that report, seeing as how I am 4% stupid and all that, but the woman laid there, let a stranger spoon her, let a stranger lift her shirt and touch her flesh, and then she acts surprised when there's baby batter all over the aisle?

 

[sandgk]

Will a blue skirt be taken for evidence?

 

[BayBuck]

Ejaculation during spooning? That's just embarassing.

 

[Dryden]

Ejaculation during spooning? That's just embarassing.

That's not spooning, that's sporking.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Slut.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Not the worst first date ever but it's in the top 10.

 

[Folanator]

Couple of funny comments under the article. My personal fav...

Does this mean they both qualify for the Mile High club or just him?

 

[BUCKYLE]

Some of the comments on that page were hilairous...here's just a couple..

Does this mean they both qualify for the Mile High club or just him?

I am tired of these motherfucking trouser snakes on this motherfucking plane!

 

[Folanator]

Any anal involved?

Anal spooning? Is that like eat shit?

 

[OCBucksFan]

Anal spooning? Is that like eat shit?

"Whatcha eatin'?"
"Chocolate Puddin'"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

he should have flown first class... they hand out free drinks and jizz rags up there.

 

[Bob Saccamano]

"It didn't kill her...but I'm sure that fucked her day up. You're not gonna have a normal day if an airline worker busts a nut on your forehead at 8:30 in the morning...that's a rap on the rest of the day."

 

[sandgk]

Ejaculation during spooning? That's just embarassing.

He's just an excitable boy.