NWA Worker Ejaculates On Passenger

[TaterState]

Now that's funny.

Hopefully this guy can get the charges reduced to Assault With A "Friendly" Weapon.

Once his girlfriend is through with him, they'll have to reduce the charges to assault with a "dead" weapon!

 

[NFBuck]

he should have flown first class... they hand out free drinks and jizz rags up there.

Wait, what are those warm towels they hand out in coach for then?

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

No pics?

Darn.

Edit: NWA's explanation...

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070306/NEWS07/70306040/1138/BLOG

"For security reasons, we don't discuss the handling of in-flight incidents," Mellon said.
"But our flight attendants and pilots are trained to handle issues that might arise during a flight."

Uh...missed one!

 

[sandgk]

Wait, what are those warm towels they hand out in coach for then?

Probably hand me downs

 

[cincibuck]

If the airplane had crossed the International Dateline while this incident took place would it count as double felony or would that be double indemnity?

(apologies to Georgr Carlin)

 

[NFBuck]

Probably hand me downs

Ew.:(

 

[Buckin' A]

Any anal involved?

You are going to LOVE prison.

 

[elliemae]

You are going to LOVE prison.

He'll be bending over to pick up the soap he dropped!