DISCLAIMER: This is not directed at the 2 regular ND fans on this board, or intent on describing them in any way;
There's been a lot of talk about the transitive property of football on the board recently...well no one does the transitive property quite like the typical Notre Dame subway alum. It goes something like:
I am catholic (or at least pretend to be), and Notre Dame is a college with high academic standards that is also catholic, therefore I am part of the team, part of the school, part of the tradition, and that gives me the unequivocal right to blast everyone from every school "we" beat, and even though I can't name 5 players on the team now, let alone anyone that played 5 years ago, I can then also talk all the [censored] I want to about teams we don't play, or beat 60 years ago, who don't have the tradition I know nothing about...unless of course we lose, in which case I will then trash all you State schoolers for your embarassing academic standards even though I barely graduated from high school myself, and then when the team reaches 4 losses, gets ape-[censored]ed by USC, and takes the annual McNeiling in the 2nd tier bowl game (assuming "we" make one), I'll crawl back into the festering [censored]hole I emerged from until Notre Dame is 4-1 again, in which case I'll reappear and say the same [censored] over and over again.
Rinse. Lather. Repeat.