ORD_Buckeye;927423; said:
I live in Chicago--Lincoln Park to be exact--which is crawling with UM grads. For the most part, I like most of them. If I had actually gone to the school during the Cooper heartbreak years, I guess I might feel differently. To me, UM people don't come close to being as insufferable as domers.
There is an army of UM fans in central Ohio, in Columbus, where I live in Lancaster, and elsewhere, that are UM fans for the sole purpose of being antagonists. We'll call these people "John Cooper's Army."
These are people that have no affiliation to UM, and in many cases don't follow UM much of the regular season, either. What these people do, is the day of The Game, they break out their Desmond Howard bobble heads and put on their Charles Woodson jerseys, and they head out to bars en masse to heckle Ohio State fans. They recite UM's history, the National Title years from the day of covered wagons, all the streaks and records and so on, and they rub OSU fans noses in shit if UM wins the game. If they happen to lose, they vanish into the woodwork like cockroaches.
These people are more insufferable than the Domers, to me. Domer fans are generally year-round Domer fans. Misguided, delusional, or no, I genuinely believe that Notre Dame is at least '
their team.'
Bandwagon jumping Central Ohioans that root for Michigan one day a year are far, far worse.
I don't think even the UM grads understand this. When OSU fans hate on Michigan fans, it's not the actual UM alum, it's not the Detroit area or Ann Arbor residents. They're all fine. It's the antagonists. Many OSU fans' perception of what a "Michigan Man" is has been shaped by the jerks that live in Columbus who take pleasure in being assholes, for no other purpose than that they are, in fact, assholes.
Imagine the worst case scenario you always hear about OSU fans ... How bad they are. Whether real or alleged, take all those stories that we heard about how fans from Texas were treated. The people who do this shit are the same people that wore Michigan jerseys around C-Bus ten years ago when Cooper was here, but changed affiliations once the balance of power in the Big Ten shifted once JT proved he could win the big ones.
I can't stand those people. If you don't live within 50-miles of Columbus, you have no idea of the people grad, Thump, and I are talking about. Because these people don't live in Cincinnati, or Chicago, or anywhere else. There is a special level of Hell for these people, and they're only found in Central Ohio.
These bandwagon fans are an entirely separate entity, a cult, and it needs to be squashed, this year, once and for all. I want them to be embarrassed to even show their face at the BW3 in Lancaster this Saturday. See, there were two of these guys at BWs two weeks ago, walking in late (because they didn't even know what time the UM/ASU kickoff was), talking mountains of smack, demanding - in a room full with 200 Buckeye fans - that one of the TVs be changed to the Michigan/App St game.
You cannot fathom how loud that bar got when App St took the lead.
These two guys were humiliated, disgraced, embarrassed.
It was AWESOME!