NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

BuckBackHome · Jan 16, 2013

I am confident this will be one of the top five threads ever on BP.

OSU_Buckguy · Jan 16, 2013

buckiprof · Jan 16, 2013

Maybe Manti can be the official spokesman for this website.

heisman · Jan 16, 2013

I'd have bet big big bucks that Taylor Lewan would beat Teo out of the closet, but this one is just too obvious.

buckiprof · Jan 16, 2013

What Manti is really too embarrassed to admit is that his imaginary girlfriend left him for a guy with a bigger imagination.

Dryden · Jan 16, 2013

Poe McKnoe;2293160; said:
One step further, how did Manti Teo know she died?

In the ESPN piece linked earlier he says that her little (fake) brother called him.

Dryden · Jan 16, 2013

OSU_Buckguy;2293168; said:

Is someone actually selling this? Because if not I'm gonna.

dav713 · Jan 16, 2013

I'm disgusted in you all. Everyone joking around, having a good time. No one seems to care that an imaginary girl lost her life.

Saw31 · Jan 16, 2013

buckiprof;2293172; said:
What Manti is really too embarrassed to admit is that his imaginary girlfriend left him for a guy with a bigger imagination.

Onebuckfan · Jan 16, 2013

Does anyone know where the candlelight vigil will be for this fake girl..i want to see if a TV truck is overturned..

buckiprof · Jan 16, 2013

Any way to come up with a vbet on when Manti will come out of the closet?

Bucknut24 · Jan 16, 2013

this conf is comedy gold

TDunk · Jan 16, 2013

First a male pervert, then a fake female. Recruiting is very weird now.

ScarletnGray 33 · Jan 16, 2013

Is this real life? Swarbrick is lying his ASS off right now! December 26th my ass... You learned 4 hours ago.

gost8 · Jan 16, 2013

buckiprof;2293170; said:
Maybe Manti can be the official spokesman for this website.

I smell endorsements