NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[Saw31]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjcg3fFKXvY"]The Temptations - Just My Imagination - YouTube[/ame]

 

[OHSportsFan]

Notruh Dame fan...

"I feel bad for Teo.. what is wrong with the world today..creating a fake woman and playing with his emotions."

Wish I wasn't quoting.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Can we officially start referring to that [alleged] university as "NO DAME"

 

[NFBuck]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M"]Its still real to me damn it - YouTube[/ame]

 

[bucknut11]

IF he was indeed as close to her as he claimed, why was there no trip for the funeral?

edit: Nevermind... article says it was on a game day

 

[Poe McKnoe]

IF he was indeed as close to her as he claimed, why was there no trip for the funeral?

edit: Nevermind... article says it was on a game day

Conveniently.

 

[DaveyBoy]

no risk of pregnancy even though he never pulled out

because he was never really in

 

[MD Buckeye]

 

[OHSportsFan]

IF he was indeed as close to her as he claimed, why was there no trip for the funeral?

edit: Nevermind... article says it was on a game day

Conveniently.

That's pretty messed up. Obviously plotting going on.

Yet, really, no one got hurt so it's even easier to laugh about. Fuckin' corrupt Domers.

 

[buckeyes_rock]

I am so confused...WTH?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Wasn't the official story that it was her dying request that he not miss a game?

 

[TDunk]

Wasn't the official story that it was her dying request that he not miss a game?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bpawdq1253zjpg/original.jpg

 

[Poe McKnoe]

That's pretty messed up. Obviously plotting going on.

Yet, really, no one got hurt so it's even easier to laugh about. [censored]in' corrupt Domers.

One step further, how did Manti Teo know she died? She obviously didn't text him and say "I'm dyinnnng arrrrrgh".

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiT_5cr3tYI"]Monty Python - Cave Script - YouTube[/ame]
"He must have died while carving it."

And then, how would Manti Teo have found out when and where the funeral was? Would have had to communicated with a family member or other friend...

Logically, the ND and Teo stories make no sense.

 

[Woody1968]

One step further, how did Manti Teo know she died? She obviously didn't text him and say "I'm dyinnnng arrrrrgh".

Monty Python - Cave Script - YouTube
"He must have died while carving it."

And then, how would Manti Teo have found out when and where the funeral was? Would have had to communicated with a family member or other friend...

Logically, the ND and Teo stories make no sense.

Allegedly, they were informed by her brother, who also does not exist.

 

[DaBuckeyes]

So would a man who lied about an imaginary girlfriend dying also lie about a grandmother dying? I think were about to find out...