NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[BuckBackHome]

I am confident this will be one of the top five threads ever on BP.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

 

[buckiprof]

Maybe Manti can be the official spokesman for this website.

 

[heisman]

I'd have bet big big bucks that Taylor Lewan would beat Teo out of the closet, but this one is just too obvious.

 

[buckiprof]

What Manti is really too embarrassed to admit is that his imaginary girlfriend left him for a guy with a bigger imagination.

 

[Dryden]

One step further, how did Manti Teo know she died?

In the ESPN piece linked earlier he says that her little (fake) brother called him.

 

[Dryden]

Is someone actually selling this? Because if not I'm gonna.

 

[dav713]

I'm disgusted in you all. Everyone joking around, having a good time. No one seems to care that an imaginary girl lost her life.

 

[Saw31]

What Manti is really too embarrassed to admit is that his imaginary girlfriend left him for a guy with a bigger imagination.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Does anyone know where the candlelight vigil will be for this fake girl..i want to see if a TV truck is overturned..

 

[buckiprof]

Any way to come up with a vbet on when Manti will come out of the closet?

 

[Bucknut24]

this conf is comedy gold

 

[TDunk]

First a male pervert, then a fake female. Recruiting is very weird now.

 

[ScarletnGray 33]

Is this real life? Swarbrick is lying his ASS off right now! December 26th my ass... You learned 4 hours ago.

 

[gost8]

Maybe Manti can be the official spokesman for this website.

I smell endorsements