NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[Muck]

The Domer and Ped Aggy laugh tracks have officially merged like the streams at the end of Ghostbusters.

Can't think of two fanbases that deserve it more.

I was waiting for the "...while he was a member of The Second Mile" part.

 

[Oh8ch]

Ronaiah is now reporting he was molested. The dude is the greatest troll ever.

By Manti?

I heard there was an app for that.

 

[Abenaki]

I was waiting for the "...while he was a member of The Second Mile" part.

The internet would explode.

 

[Mariotwins]

By Manti?

Nah by Tebow... Te'o sounds like Tebow it's comin

 

[scarletmike]

The Domer and Ped Aggy laugh tracks have officially merged like the streams at the end of Ghostbusters.

Can't think of two fanbases that deserve it more.

You know what comes to mind when I think of this whole circus in terms of a soundtrack?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ"]-Yakety Sax- Music - YouTube[/ame]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

You know what comes to mind when I think of this whole circus in terms of a soundtrack?

-Yakety Sax- Music - YouTube

I was thinking this.

[ame="http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5sQL7q_IOI"]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x5sQL7q_IOI[/ame]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

You know what comes to mind when I think of this whole circus in terms of a soundtrack?

Thou asketh, and thou shalt recieveth.

http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=DJfkFuJDPd4

 

[Dryden]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/02/06/lance-armstrong-manti-teo-most-disliked/1895765/

Lance Armstrong, Manti Te'o are most disliked athletes in America

Lance Armstrong and Manti Te'o, the two men whose bizarre tales of lies and betrayals crossed paths last month, were named the most disliked athletes in America. The distinctions comes via a Forbes survey conducted by Nielsen/E-Poll that found Armstrong and Te'o appealed to only 15% of the public.

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Tiger Woods was third (19% appeal rating) in the poll, ahead of Jay Cutler (21%) and Metta World Peace (21%). Michael Vick (23%), last year's most disliked athlete, was No. 7, right behind Alex Rodriguez (22%). Tony Romo and Kobe Bryant also made the ignominious list.

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[ORD_Buckeye]

I fucking love Manti Te'O. Without him, the offseason would be a barrage of notre dame is back, wake up the echoes and return to glory bullshit. Thanks to him, their entire dream season is now a national laughingstock. Well done you magnificent imbecilic bastard. Well fucking done.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

I fucking love Manti Te'O. Without him, the offseason would be a barrage of notre dame is back, wake up the echoes and return to glory bullshit. Thanks to him, their entire dream season is now a national laughingstock. Well done you magnificent imbecilic bastard. Well fucking done.

A rebound troll?

 

[BigJim]

A rebound troll?

Ord, how's your falsetto?

 

[jwinslow]

A gif from the NFL Network, who synced Harbaugh's reaction video with the Manti's second 4.8+ 40 run at the combine.

 

[Mike80]

I fucking love Manti Te'O. Without him, the offseason would be a barrage of notre dame is back, wake up the echoes and return to glory bullshit. Thanks to him, their entire dream season is now a national laughingstock. Well done you magnificent imbecilic bastard. Well fucking done.

GBYMT'O YMSOB????

 

[scott91575]

Buh bye first round. 4.82 40 means part time LB on running downs only. Of course Burfict was way worse and turned into heck of a LB. Yet 4.8+ 40 is too high of a risk for the 1st round.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

A gif from the NFL Network, who synced Harbaugh's reaction video with the Manti's second 4.8+ 40 run at the combine.

Why does the internet hate Manti Te'O?