NoSuch Dame LB Manti "Snugglebunny" Te'o (official imaginary thread)

[Poe McKnoe]

Not gay, was cheating on his dead girlfriend the whole time

http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/01/18/alexandra-del-pilar-with-santa-photos/

They sure are getting all hot and heavy there! Look out.

 

[scott91575]

Santa Claus is real?!!!

and gay with Manti Teo.

 

[CincyInterloper]

Imagine there's no girlfriend...

Best... Post... Ever...

 

[Jake]

 

[BuckJr]

ND is done. Robinson is on the case now

Charles Robinson ‏@CharlesRobinson Ok. Brass tacks time. Break out Manti Te'o's phone records. This death-to-avoid-drug-dealers twist is too much. Let's see the Dec. 6 call

 

[CincyInterloper]

Maybe this is all a planned distraction from the fact that ND got their ass handed to them by Alabama in the most lopsided BCS Championship game ever.

 

[Zippercat]

The real inspiration for the hoax:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvfXvW2wsuQ"]Harvey Trailer - YouTube[/ame]

 

[cincibuck]

SoUth Bend, IN: Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o announced that he is leaving the school and joining O.J. Simpson in a search for his missing girl friend and the murderer of O.J.'s estranged wife.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Off camera interview with ESPN.............and his lawyer.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Maybe this is all a planned distraction from the fact that ND got their ass handed to them by Alabama in the most lopsided BCS Championship game ever.

ehhhhh.......let's stear clear of that little dig.

 

[Manti Teo]

Why would anyone create an imaginary girlfriend? You end up dealing with the bull[Mark May] of a real one, but you're still choking your chicken.

Dude, nobody on the No Dame football team needed to fap while you were still alive. The shit you did to Ron Powlus is still legendary...

 

[Nutriaitch]

ehhhhh.......let's stear clear of that little dig.

nah, neither y'all nor NoSuch Dame equaled the 55-19 shitball OU laid against USC after the '04 season.

 

[Manti Teo]

Not gay, was cheating on his dead girlfriend the whole time

http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/01/18/alexandra-del-pilar-with-santa-photos/

You think I was cheating with *her*? Let me ask you one question about that picture...well, two questions.

1. Where's my right hand?
2. Why does Santa look like he's sitting on something uncomfortable?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Off camera interview with ESPN.............and his lawyer.

That is Knute Rockne on the lawyers left face palming.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You think I was cheating with *her*? Let me ask you one question about that picture...well, two questions.

1. Where's my right hand?

Between the two pillows?