Team-by-team breakdown from a Husker fan:
Wisconsin - Your fans were asshats
Ohio State - My God, your fans are freakin' awesome.
Minnesota - it wasn't much of a game.
Michigan State - Sparty is a good, fun opponent.
(by fun you mean being Sparty)
Northwestern - the last two times we've played you, the score has been 66-17 and 25-28.
(Which team will show up? You never know with those wildcats)
Penn State - We shared a bond that goes beyond football before the game this year.
(Here we call that revenge)
Michigan - [censored] TSUN.
Iowa - The rivalry that isn't.
(Not really sure who theirs really is.)
Purdue, Illinois and Indiana - Not much to say.
Big Ten Officials - You are not the reason we suffered any of our three losses, but you sure as [Mark May] didn't help the situation. :(
Big Ten Brass - We get it - you don't want the n00bs to win the title in their first year. Or their second.
(Maybe 3x is a charm )