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Moving in with Significant Other

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Pre-marriage sex does not equal married sex, whether living together or not. The "I don't want to do that" gene embedded in the x chromosome does not automatically kick in until the marriage license is inked.

IOW, Pre-marital sex = marketing, post-martial sex = customer service :lol:
 
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Gatorubet;1829918; said:
Pre-marriage sex does not equal married sex, whether living together or not. The "I don't want to do that" gene embedded in the x chromosome does not automatically kick in until the marriage license is inked.

IOW, Pre-marital sex = marketing, post-martial sex = customer service :lol:
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I have never heard it described that way...

Awesome!! :slappy:
 
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Lost track of who's doing what but to anyone thinking about moving in with a chick there are two reasons it is a good idea;

1) you are so broke it's either that or the homeless shelter OR
2) you knocked her up

If it's not one of those two, then you doing it wrong.
 
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Gatorubet;1829918; said:
Pre-marriage sex does not equal married sex, whether living together or not. The "I don't want to do that" gene embedded in the x chromosome does not automatically kick in until the marriage license is inked.

IOW, Pre-marital sex = marketing, post-martial sex = customer service :lol:
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It's an old joke, but it's funny because it's too often true: why does a bride smile while walking down the aisle? Because she knows she has given her last blow job. :p
 
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Moved in with my woman in August. It's actually been quite nice compared to living with all guys. She cleans and cooks for me while I can watch football, drink beers, and play xbox. She's a keeper.
 
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BuckeyeMac;1830854; said:
Moved in with my woman in August. It's actually been quite nice compared to living with all guys. She cleans and cooks for me while I can watch football, drink beers, and play xbox. She's a keeper.
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Is her mom available? :wink2:
 
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BuckeyeMac;1830854; said:
Moved in with my woman in August. It's actually been quite nice compared to living with all guys. She cleans and cooks for me while I can watch football, drink beers, and play xbox. She's a keeper.
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Those are the ones you have to watch out for. Keeps you happy with one hand while the other hand is up to evil.
 
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reminds me of a Split screen cartoon I saw in Playboy a few years ago.

On one side is the groom getting ready and he says to his best man "In two hours I'll be married to the woman who gives the best head in the world"

The other panel has a bride getting ready and she says to her Maid of Honor "In two hours, I'll never have to give another blow job in my life"
 
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wadc45;1829854; said:
Cautiously bumps for advice from his friends at BP...looks like Wade will be the next to try cohabitation. I know me and I don't like living with me...I can't imagine why she wants to live with me (other than the brown liquor collection) but that's her problem...
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I just got to say, Exit Strategy. But I think in general its a good idea to do this before you sign the marriage contract at a later time.

Does she enjoy your pornographic collection? If not, then you may need to start password protection on your computer too. :)

Good luck!
 
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