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TDunk;1959911; said:
So she got your copy of Blast Away starring Tom Yanks?
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He screwed that volleyball so much the damn thing grew hair.

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For anyone that hasn't read this thread from the beginning:

PrincessPeach;281710; said:
I have a gimpy shoulder that has an annoying tendancy to pop out of its socket from time to time...

I was once giving some guy a bj, leaned against the back of the couch for leverage, and... um... dislocated my shoulder. :blush:
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Sorry, Peaches.
 
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I took my buddy to a outdoor kegger when we were in high school. Obviously, the men are using the outdoor facilities. After the party we headed back to another friends house to crash. My buddy that I had taken with me didn't know my other friends. I wake up in the morning and he is gone. I start waking up the others to ask if anyone knows what happened to him. One of the guys that lived there told me that he had got up in the middle of the night and [censored]ed all over the wall and some girl that was sleeping on the floor(I've always assumed he thought he was still outside). The guy that lived there threw him out in the middle of the night. I started to kind of worry about him because I knew he had no idea where he was. I walked out to my car and there was no sign of him. As I started to back out of the spot to go on the search for him, I look over, and this dumb sob is asleep in the car next to mine. I guess he just found the first car with an open door and went to sleep. Needless to say I was no longer aloud to bring him over to those guy's house.
 
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Ooh I thought of one. I typically don't get embarrassed, being the fool I am I am used to it.

Cortesana's grandfather died and I flew her back for the funeral-- she had just gotten to NYC. We hadn't been dating long and I didn't know any of her family.

I pulled up in my rental outside the house where I was to meet her cousins after the funeral. The car alarm went off. As I haven't had a car since 1998, I didn't know how to get it to stop. I didn't want to be a huge entrance after a funeral, so I drove away. Apparently police officers find it a bit shady when you are driving a car with an alarm going off. I parked right in front of an officer's house. I ended up having to call my sister to figure out how the shut the thing off.

And when I went back to the house, they all saw and knew. Yay first impression!
 
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So a few friends and I go out to play some frisbee golf at one of the parks near us. When we finished, we were heading to one of the guys girlfriends house for a cookout, and the other friend complained about his stomach not feeling so hot. So were driving back roads heading towards friend 1's GF's house, and friend 2 decides he's going to relieve some of the stomach pressure a bit. Believe it or not, this is the most foul smelling fart I've ever smelled in my entire life, and it's dutch oven trapped in my god damn car. I'm calling him out the entire time, and we don't even make it to friend 1's GF's, we stop at Kroger's so friend 2 can relieve himself some more. It's then I realize, he didn't actually fart in my car, as his T-shirt has a brown stain at the bottom of it. Friend 1 and I notice it while walking into Kroger's and DIE laughing the entire time walking through Krogers (we didn't tell friend 2 about it). He takes care of his business, and we leave. When we get to friend 1's GF's, I look in the back seat and there's this GIANT stain on the back seat, probably the size of a basketball. It was so DISGUSTING. So the next day I have to take my car into the shop to have it's suspension fixed, and I didn't even clean the stain off the seat. :lol: The mechanic (who is another one of my friend's dads) asks me, "someone lose control?" I started cracking up.

A few weeks pass, and we go to a party at UC... Shockingly enough, I have to drive friend 2 back to Dayton that night, and he's white boy wasted. He says "I'm not feeling so good" while were driving down the highway. I tell him to roll down his window as I was slowing down a bit. He rolls this window down enough to ash a cigarette, not enough to vomit out of. So he spews ALL OVER the inside AND outside of my car.... Needless to say, said friend isn't allowed to ride in my car unless he wears a poncho, brings a trashbag to sit on, and another trashbag in case he has to blow chunks. :rofl:
 
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