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JCOSU86;2000461; said:
I'm not sure how that post didn't have a GPA.

But that little oversight is rectified.
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Can you award that a "
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TooTallMenardo;2000428; said:
we were heading to one of the guys girlfriends house for a cookout...in my god damn car. ...I look in the back seat and there's this GIANT stain on the back seat, probably the size of a basketball.


I have to drive friend 2 back to Dayton that night...he spews ALL OVER the inside AND outside of my car....
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Let me get this straight - in the span of a few weeks, one of your friends [Mark May]s in your car and another pukes in it, and you're laughing about it?

[censored] that. I'd charge 'em both for a new back seat and a thorough detailing.

[censored]ing gross.

:sick1:
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;2000530; said:
Let me get this straight - in the span of a few weeks, one of your friends [Mark May]s in your car and another pukes in it, and you're laughing about it?

[censored] that. I'd charge 'em both for a new back seat and a thorough detailing.

[censored]ing gross.

:sick1:
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I can't remember shatting my britches as an adult. OK, make it "I can't remember shatting my britches as an adult not in Mexico in the throes of amoebic distress".....but really, dumping through your pants in someone's car? That gets a life ban in my ride.
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;2000530; said:
Let me get this straight - in the span of a few weeks, one of your friends [Mark May]s in your car and another pukes in it, and you're laughing about it?

[censored] that. I'd charge 'em both for a new back seat and a thorough detailing.

[censored]ing gross.

:sick1:
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Both? No, what makes it funny is the fact that in a span of a few weeks, the SAME FUCKING PERSON shat his pants and vomited all over my car. THE SAME PERSON! :rofl: Needless to say, the guy doesn't eat very nutritious at all. :lol:
 
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TooTallMenardo;2000533; said:
Both? No, what makes it funny is the fact that in a span of a few weeks, the SAME [censored]ING PERSON shat his pants and vomited all over my car. THE SAME PERSON! :rofl: Needless to say, the guy doesn't eat very nutritious at all. :lol:
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Dude, as Gator said, lifetime ban is in order - as is some recompense for your troubles, olfactory and otherwise.

And please tell us your friend posts on BP.

:wink: :p
 
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Kind of lame, but mine happened this past Thanksgiving.

I stopped at a Walgreens on my way to a friend's house for dinner to pick up a case of soda they asked me to bring. On the way from the store to my car I some how stepped off the sidewalk onto the parking lot and my foot got wedged between a parking stop and the curb. I went face first into a big oil slick in the middle of a parking space and the case of soda exploded all over me and the cars in the spots next to me. About 10 people saw it happen, and not one of those motherfuckers asked me if I was ok after doing a faceplant into the asphalt.
 
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Senior year of highschool - 1st or 2nd week of classes in a new school.. Really didn't know much of anyone besides guys I played football with and a handful of people I went to grade school with that were also at this school.

It's second period, history, and while trying to stay awake I fall asleep. I wake up to everyone laughing and looking at me - well, turns out I ripped a good one in my sleep and woke myself up with my own fart.

Met a lot of people that day.
 
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kinch;2000969; said:
Here's another one:

I was trying to help a sheep over a fence, and my belt had just broken so my pants were down. It was hard to explain.

Actually, this happened a few times.
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One time back on the farm I had to give a sheep a suppository but both of my arms were broken and in casts so I had to insert it with my penis. One of the greatest misunderstandings ever.
 
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DubCoffman62;2000973; said:
One time back on the farm I had to give a sheep a suppository but both of my arms were broken and in casts so I had to insert it with my penis. One of the greatest misunderstandings ever.
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That is what [censored]es me off. I believe you when you said that your bad memory led to you thinking you had to insert the suppository over and over again. Why others will not just accept that your memory is bad is beyond me. :shake:
 
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