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Mike Vick (Pittsburgh Steelers)

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IronBuckI;912630; said:
Very well done statement by Vick. I was actually looking forward to ripping his statement apart, and he didn't give me any material to do so. Aside from the typical criminal accepting Jesus portion of his statement.
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you mean that saying "you know" in every sentence isn't any ammo?
 
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iambrutus;912897; said:
you mean that saying "you know" in every sentence isn't any ammo?
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That's actually part of the reason I didn't have any ammo. He was nervous. It wasn't a canned statement read from a piece of paper. It actually seemed like he was taking responsibilty for everything that he has done. Too late for the dogs involved, but much different than the normal point your finger at everyone but yourself, and never take any of the responsibilty for your own stupidity kind of act that I'm used to seeing.
 
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IronBuckI;912912; said:
That's actually part of the reason I didn't have any ammo. He was nervous. It wasn't a canned statement read from a piece of paper. It actually seemed like he was taking responsibilty for everything that he has done. Too late for the dogs involved, but much different than the normal point your finger at everyone but yourself, and never take any of the responsibilty for your own stupidity kind of act that I'm used to seeing.
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he said the same things when the interviewed him at the draft too.
 
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OSUsushichic;912976; said:
That wasn't directed at anyone here. It was directed at the turd who's going to jail whether he says he's found God or not.
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My question still stands. Who said him finding God makes it okay, besides yourself (sarcastically)? Mike certainly did not do so.
 
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(ACPA-Atlanta) Nationally famous dog-fighting star, Michael Vick found himself stuck in the biggest scandal to hit Atlanta since Scarlett O Hara got drunk at the County Fair.

Mr. Vick, a renowned professional in his field has been successfully training dogs to fight each other to the death for years. He also runs a highly respected gambling operation as a service for his customers.

Vick the Environmetalist

In common with crippled horses, dogs who cant fight are not much use so they get the bullet. But his preference for hanging dogs that could no longer fight to avoid using lead, won him praise from environmental groups and cheers from fans.

A sordid secret life

The problem is that Vick has a highly disturbing other life. During his spare time he is Quarterback for a football team called the Atlanta Falcons. For the benefit of our European readers, American football is not soccer, (a game less popular than dog fighting). It is a game played by men with odd shaped balls who run quickly, stop for a 3 minute rest and then take a 5 minute break for television commercials about large trucks or low quality beer.

While a very dull game, it is also extremely violent and it is this violence that has Vick in trouble. Although not terribly effective the Falcons are a particularly cruel group of individuals.

In the past year alone they have been in several staged fights with other animals and have killed a number of Panthers and Bengals. They also took part in a fierce fight with several Eagles and a group of Ravens.

Although not top dog, Vick has been arrested on charges of animal cruelty because as quarterback he is ringleader of the fight. The feds stepped in when they received a tip that a whole new season of cruelty was about to start.

PETA Protests

A jury has been selected and is on standby. Jury foreman, Tyson, an African American bulldog insists that Vick will get a fair trial. If convicted, Vick will spend a year in prison, although PETA are calling for the sentence to be served in dog years.
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--courtesy of TheSpoof.com


:slappy: The "dog years" comment floored me!
 
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