Michigan State Spartans (official thread)

[Taosman]

Consider me an animal then.

I've had plenty of friends who you could say that of. Hopefully, our "better angels" will direct us to more human actions.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

It's just Nigel. He looks at the world from a Biblical point of view. That's just his belief system.
Want to start a fight? I don't think your an asshole so why go there?

Chuckle.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Consider me an animal then.

Yeah, I'm kind of on the feasting and fucking bandwagon myself . . .

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Yeah, I'm kind of on the feasting and fucking bandwagon myself . . .

And, if you can't eat pasta for 7 days, all the more reason to do more fucking to pass the time! Amirite?

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

otters catch baby seals and hold their heads underwater while they rape them to death.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

otters catch baby seals and hold their heads underwater while they rape them to death.

Please stop. You are destroying Taos’ beautiful vision of nature.

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

We constantly look at animal behavior through the human lens. We put human behavior on our pets but they are in another universe. Animals are driven by survival and reproduction. Eating and reproducing.

This is ridiculous. For one, we are animals, just like a gorilla or a pigeon or an ant. Second, you're greatly marginalizing the ability of many animals not named human to think and behave with more in mind than eating or survival and reproduction. There are many intelligent animals, and even many of those that aren't intelligent can do more than just go with the flow, "living", as your claim that they just survive and reproduce suggests.

 

[colobuck79]

Sooooo, back on topic.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Animals are driven by survival and reproduction. Eating and reproducing.

confirmed

 

[Jagdaddy]

And, if you can't eat pasta for 7 days, all the more reason to do more fucking to pass the time! Amirite?

Yeah, I'm not what one would call a "good" Jew, even for Passover., although I'm totally down for reclining and a four drink minimum.

But more to the point, if I made my wife go without pasta for 7 days, I can assure you that there would be no fucking.

 

[Jagdaddy]

confirmed

Please tell me that he hasn't actually reproduced.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Please tell me that he hasn't actually reproduced.

Jen had a baby. That is all I can confirm.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Jen had a baby. That is all I can confirm.

Jesus, I did not know that. If it didn't pop out at 15 lbs plus, I call shenanigans.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jesus, I did not know that. If it didn't pop out at 15 lbs plus, I call shenanigans.

Yeah. Up there with Harbaugh's 93 kids on my shenanigans meter.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Yeah, I'm not what one would call a "good" Jew, even for Passover., although I'm totally down for reclining and a four drink minimum.

But more to the point, if I made my wife go without pasta for 7 days, I can assure you that there would be no fucking.

I’ve had my wife go more or less 7 years without pasta. Helps to keep her girlish figure—-otherwise there would be no fucking