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Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

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dav713 said:
Hooker abortions and blow = free tattoos. Got it.
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Oh no, no, no. Tattoos in exchange for memorabilia is FAR WORSE than yacht parties, stripper poles in skyboxes, etc, etc. The NCAA is saving us from the likes of Jim Tressel, whose terrible example of cooperation teaches our children exactly the wrong kind of values we need in this sport. Far better that the Nevin Shapiros of the world should mold and shape these young men.

I, for one, am damned glad to have the NCAA standing on that wall, watching over the college football world while we sleep safe in our beds, hookers by our sides, noses caked with the residue of the blow provided to us by deep-pocketed boosters, keeping us secure from the character-destroying influence of the kind of man who would cooperate with an investigation.

No bowl ban? Makes perfect sense. Three scholarships lost three years in a row? Oohhh, that's a harsh penalty.




Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just go over here and sit out the rest of Nebraska's NCAA book-scandal probation quietly and stop complaining.
 
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