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bluechillj
Heisman
Does anyone else find it funny that in his wikipedia page he's autographing a basketball?
Mark May - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Mark May - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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sparcboxbuck
What happened to my ¤cash?
bluechillj;1257648; said:
Hmmmm... I just love Wiki:
Mark Eric May (born November 2, 1959 in Oneonta, New York) is a football analyst as well as a former offensive lineman in the National Football League. Mark, however, is best know for being an ESPN contrarian. With complete disregard for the obvious, Mark's 'analysis' on ESPN, is often viewed to be so extreme that many believe his position is scripted by network writers.
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EdgarStyles
Junior
So, I just talked to a guy who knows a guy who knows Mark May. Sure, he makes ridiculous predictions; however, he gets rewarded for them. Apparently, if he correctly predicts who loses the ?game of the week? in a ridiculous fashion, his Mexican groundskeepers run a train on his asshole. Mark May looooves this. Except for that one groundskeeper named ?Jorge.? He likes to ?accidentally forget? the Astrolube. This causes Mark May to wear Depends for the rest of the week; since he cannot voluntarily control his bowel movements.
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Mark May just predicted that Pete Caroll will make adjustments at halftime and 'SC will blow out the Bucks by 4 TD's.....
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Gatorubet;1258684; said:Why be mad??? That is the best news I've heard yet - if that moron thinks it, it can't be true.
Be careful Gator, the morons of the world will unite against you for lowering their admission standards
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scooter1369
HTTR Forever.
Last night on College Football Final
May:
May:
Hate to tell you Marky boy, but Knowshon Moreno did not invent jumping. That was Al Gore, dipstick.
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bluechillj
Heisman
scooter1369;1274888; said:
What an idiot as usual....just off the top of my head, there's McGuffie's jumping of course, and then this old one they just showed during the Cowboys game:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKrUllGN-Zc]YouTube - Jay Novacek Touchdown Thanksgiving 1995[/ame]
I bet there are tens of other ones out there. Anyway, Mark should have taken credit for jumping, since he jumped the shark a long, long time ago.
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CentralMOBuck
Assistant Coach
bluechillj;1274920; said:
Edit: Dumbass me should have read all of your post. Carry on with the Mark May bashing! Didn't Reggie Bush do this leaping over a player business a couple of years ago? I figured Mark May would be riding his horse with this one the way he did when USC beat us.
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BuckeyeTillIDie
The North Remembers
Pryor basically called out Mark May, since Mark May "isn't sold until Pryor plays in a 'meaningful' game".
TP said "we'll find out next week (at Wisconsin) as his reply.
TP said "we'll find out next week (at Wisconsin) as his reply.
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