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Mark May (Blew 5 guys at Pitt)

ThisIsMyUsernam;1556391; said:
I happened to be flipping channels and came across the halftime show of the Pitt/Louisville game.

They were giving their picks for this weekend's big games and of course, May had ridiculous things to say. I remember when we had our shutout against Toledo and all he could do was point out how terrible Toledo's pass defense was.

But today, when talking about Oklahoma, he was spouting off about how they had 2 shut-outs in a row. Rece Davis pointed out that they were against Tulsa and Idaho State, but of course that didn't matter to May. He went on to say it didn't matter and they were "handling their business". It only matters when OSU posts shutouts, I guess.

Just more of the same for that joker.


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May is the biggest fuckstick on ESPN. His fuckstickedness has surpassed that asshat Trev in my book.

That being said, the photo posted above by EDDIE clearly shows you why May is bitter towards Ohio State. He is carrying a grudge from his beloved Pitt getting ass-raped at the hands of Ohio State a few times.

Fuck Mark May and the mustache he rode in on.

That is all.
 
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Oh God, I hope somebody caught this on DVR and makes a .gif of it.

May just fake yawned to make fun of Lou Holtzh when he was yammering about Jimmy Claussen, but it looked more like he was sucking a dick than yawning. :lol:
 
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jlb1705;1557804; said:
May just fake yawned to make fun of Lou Holtzh when he was yammering about Jimmy Claussen, but it looked more like he was sucking a dick than yawning. :lol:

He probably has experience.

I still enjoy that Jim Lachey called him out (more/less) regarding his playing days and how others perceived May.
 
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BuckeyeNation27;1558409; said:

This man has not been worth much of my time over the years because quite frankly, I tend to ignore douchebags.

However, over the years his arrogance has become a little too much. His smugness in the role he plays on ESPN has become a bit too much. Basically, he surpassed being a simple douchebag.

So when the Duke of Douche believes he has a "funny" bit in his role, and plays it out all too well in his arrogant smugness, and this is the result....all I can say is thankfully the internet never forgets.

Rest well Duke knowing that this is on the internet forever.
 
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I keep hearing people say stuff about May getting in some sort of trouble over this, is that at all true?

I did several searches and couldn't find a thing...it would be a dream come true for that bastard to be off the air.
 
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