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Man arrested for sex with picnic table

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and to think Bucky Katt would do this with this innocent family at home waiting for him

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This sort of thing happens mostly down south. We all know those inbred, white lightning drinking stumpjumpers will hit anything.
Including knotholes in fences, goats and Hornets nests :biggrin:
 
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Peabody here with the wayback machine... how will I ever listen to the romantic melody from Picnic again... On a Picnic morning, without a warning, I looked at you and then I knew...

I hear patio tables across America singing in melancholy tones hoping this spring will bring love into their lonely lives...
 
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elliemae;1129401; said:
Whoops! That would hurt! I saw all the "wooden tables" and got carried away!
Are you going to the spring game? I am!
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So wooden tables turn you on?
Yes I am going to the spring game, I even have my tickets. I can meet you by any wooden picnic table. :wink2:
 
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Best Buckeye;1129408; said:
So wooden tables turn you on?
Yes I am going to the spring game, I even have my tickets. I can meet you by any wooden picnic table. :wink2:
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Ha! I am getting my tickets through Hayn for reserved seats,club seats.
Yeah,wood tables are easier on the back then metal ones.:biggrin:
 
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OCBuckWife;1129160; said:
Here's my counter offer you insensitive forker.

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For every piece you eat, I get one. For every drink you take, I get a drink.

You want a passive piece (of patio furniture) call your client, BK, see if he can hook you up with his veranda swing.



And my husband gets to take pictures. Yeah, it's like that. :wink2:
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Wait... so.... you're gonna eat a piece if I do? And take a drink if I do? I guess I can live with that. If pictures are going to be involved, I'm going to have to insist on only being photographed from my left.. or... right... no.. it's left. Left. Definitely left side... MY left side... photographer's right... I think... will there be mirrors? That fucks it all up. I think my left side in a mirror is to the photographers West? Not sure... anyway, I guess we'll have to work out the details.


NJ-Buckeye;1129165; said:
prey tell explain how he was caught in this interesting photo of him with his new metal fetish

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Ummm... that's a rabbit. Bucky Katt is .... well...a katt. That may be his twin brother, though.
 
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