Man arrested for sex with picnic table

[Fungo Squiggly]

To be clear, this picture was not taken by BK or anyone affiliated with him. It was merely for clarification purproses.

Bucky, utshay your outhmay odgay ammitday.

I have nothing more to say.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

But why is it your client was found enrolled in this program?

Overcome METAL PHOBIA, Starting Today...

Coincidence? ... I think not

Having a phobia of metals is not unusual. When I told him to expect a trial, he confided his fear of metals in me, and I recommended the program. Lady Justice, as you know, carries with her metal scales. Thus you can take your conspiracy theory and move on. Again, folks... Bucky Katt did not do this, or any other crime. Any further analysis of things he's chosen to do since then.. groups he belongs to.. these are irrelevant.

Let me make this clearer still...

My client is not a wookie.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I have nothing more to say.

I would also like to report that my client has provided the police with valuable information which lead to the recovery of a picnic table that had been reported missing for over 3 years. A picture of the recovery was produced (and that's what BK posted) He was rewarded as a hero then. He is a hero still today. The facts speak for themselves.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Counselor, if one were attempting to intimidate the witness, which I assure you I am not, would said witness find this intimidating?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Counselor, if one were attempting to intimidate the witness, which I assure you I am not, would said witness find this intimidating?

Oooohhh... I do love an academic exercise. They might.

 

[Ttown]

1. All references to anything having to do with a "woody" are out of line.
2. Anyone stop to think how wide the umbrella hole in a picnic table is?
He probably wore the wife out.

 

[OCBuckWife]

I haven't seen OCBF for a while. I mean, I know you're married and all but that doesn't necessarily preclude sex....

Marriage is a guarantee of a preclusion of sex. It's in the gold diggers manual.

Eh... you're no table....

I mean....

umm...

you know.. you're not ... hot like a table...

errrr....

I mean....

kinda.. like.. well, I can't sit at you and place a plate of food on you and expect you to like it.

Expect? No. Bargain for? Let's talk.

I think it may have been a tragic case of mistaken identity.

How did you get a picture of the victim's sister?!

 

[AKAK]

I think it may have been a tragic case of mistaken identity.

"You're no picnic, Rose."

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I know it's a metal table, but that ruins the joke, so fuck it.

He already did...



The classic rock station here talked about this on their morning show, and of course they had to bring up the fact that this fuck is from Ohio...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Your client's attitude is much too chipper for my taste. Also, I believe your legal approach is barking up the wrong tree.

Well, shiver me timbers. Sounds like a real hachet job to me, Corky...time for you to leaves.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Oooohhh... I do love an academic exercise. They might.

Excellent. Although I must remind everyone that I am in no way, shape, nor manner attempting to intimidate the picnic table in question. As my attorney has noted, this is merely an academic exercise, for I have no need to threaten or intimidate witnesses when I have done nothing wrong.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Expect? No. Bargain for? Let's talk.

My preliminary offer - I get to sit next to you and put food on you.

Counter. Whoops

I mean, Counter?

 

[OCBuckWife]

My preliminary offer - I get to sit next to you and put food on you.

Counter. Whoops

I mean, Counter?

Here's my counter offer you insensitive forker.

For every piece you eat, I get one. For every drink you take, I get a drink.

You want a passive piece (of patio furniture) call your client, BK, see if he can hook you up with his veranda swing.



And my husband gets to take pictures. Yeah, it's like that.

 

[BB73]

Here's my counter offer you insensitive forker.

For every piece you eat, I get one. For every drink you take, I get a drink.

Don't fall for this! It's clearly just a shell game.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Having a phobia of metals is not unusual. When I told him to expect a trial, he confided his fear of metals in me, and I recommended the program. Lady Justice, as you know, carries with her metal scales. Thus you can take your conspiracy theory and move on. Again, folks... Bucky Katt did not do this, or any other crime. Any further analysis of things he's chosen to do since then.. groups he belongs to.. these are irrelevant.

Let me make this clearer still...

My client is not a wookie.

prey tell explain how he was caught in this interesting photo of him with his new metal fetish