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Man arrested for sex with picnic table

BB73;1128908; said:
The article said it was between 10:30 a.m. and noon on March 14th.

You had only 1 BP post between 10:42 a.m. and noon that day, so there was plenty of time for you to screw your table 4 times!

Bucky Katt;1128921; said:
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I have no further comment on these allegations. Please direct all further inquiries to my attorney.

My client would like to state unequivocally, he did not have sex with a picnic table 4 times.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1128986; said:
My client would like to state unequivocally, he did not have sex with a picnic table 4 times.

In lawyer-speak that's like a confession to having had sex with the table 3 times. :wink:
 
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