Man arrested for sex with picnic table

[MolGenBuckeye]

How did you get a picture of the victim's sister?!

With a camera.

Duh.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[BayBuck]

TTT!

http://nypost.com/2014/05/20/drunk-man-tries-to-have-sex-with-atm-picnic-table-cops/

@Fungo Squiggly

 

[Oh8ch]

Anybody know what type of table cloth the picnic table was wearing?

I'm guessing it was just asking for it.

 

[Deety]

Anybody know what type of table cloth the picnic table was wearing?

I'm guessing it was just asking for it.

The ATM just wanted the $3.

 

[BuckTwenty]

Conan -ATM Sex Guy Spotted in Exclusive Security Footage

 

[Jagdaddy]

I feel the sex with a picnic table thing hits the news about once a decade or so, kind of like the occasional tales of thieves who try to sneak into fast food joints and gets stuck in the ventilation systems. A Venn diagram of the perps would probably have substantial overlap too.

 

[jwinslow]

I feel the sex with a picnic table thing hits the news about once a decade or so, kind of like the occasional tales of thieves who try to sneak into fast food joints and gets stuck in the ventilation systems. A Venn diagram of the perps would probably have substantial overlap too.

@Fungo Squiggly calls it Tuesday