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Man arrested for sex with picnic table

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BB73;1129099; said:
BK, how can you put the dead hooker in the trunk when it was a trunk when it was alive?
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I have no comment on the situation.

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MolGenBuckeye;1129106; said:
Is there any truth to the rumor that your client was found with pictures of children's picnic tables on his personal computer, or is it merely not a lie?
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This is simply not true. If.. and I say IF.. my client was attracted to picnic tables, they would all be over the age of concent. My client - even with his quirks.. like we all have.. is not a psychopath.
 
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OCBuckWife;1129116; said:
Hm. When did I become illegal? How did I become illegal? I think I need a lawyer now, too.
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Eh... you're no table....

I mean....

umm...

you know.. you're not ... hot like a table...

errrr....

I mean....

kinda.. like.. well, I can't sit at you and place a plate of food on you and expect you to like it.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1129110; said:
This is simply not true. If.. and I say IF.. my client was attracted to picnic tables, they would all be over the age of concent. My client - even with his quirks.. like we all have.. is not a psychopath.
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But why is it your client was found enrolled in this program?

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Coincidence? ... I think not
 
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