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LloydSev needs dating help...

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to grab a fajita?

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love makes me melt like a brick of velveeta.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Like Macchio chopsticking flies with Morita.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
En espanol, tu estas muy bonita.
 
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Haha! This was my girlfriend's favorite part. Laugh riot!!!!!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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What Is Your Seduction Style?


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<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"><tbody><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#cddeff"> Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover </td> </tr> <tr> <td bgcolor="#ebf2ff"> <center>
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</center> You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
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<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"><tbody><tr><td align="center">[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]You Are 60% "Average American"[/FONT]</td></tr><tr><td><center>
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</center>You are average because you drink on occasion.

You are not average since you do support jailing marijuana users.</td></tr></tbody></table>


<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"><tbody><tr><td align="center">[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Your True Love Is an Aries[/FONT]</td></tr><tr><td><center>
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</center>Why you'll love an Aries:

An Aries has the red-hot seduction skills to woo you
Never boring, an Aries will give you the romantic challenge you crave!

Why an Aries will love you:

You have the intensity and energy to go head to head with your Aries...
And the undying passion to keep an Aries coming back for more.</td></tr></tbody></table>



<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"><tbody><tr><td align="center">[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Your Love Life Secrets Are[/FONT]</td></tr><tr><td><center>
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</center>Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?

You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.

In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.

Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it.
You hold your head high.</td></tr></tbody></table>



<table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"><tbody><tr><td align="center">[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Your Dating Purity Score: 74%[/FONT]</td></tr><tr><td><center>
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</center>You are an under-experienced dater.
This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it.
It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover!</td></tr></tbody></table> 1:47 AM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment
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You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
You make me swollen, like a little pink chiquita.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
And your mine since I slipped a rufie in your margarita.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
You make my feel like the old man from Lolita.
 
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A LloydSev Limerick

Steps up the podium ..

Clears throat ...

There was a young man from <st1><st1:city w:st="on">Bryan</st1:city></st1>
<st1></st1>He dreamt – and I am not lyin’
He put all his dreams on a site with a view
Though little was in them that was really new
To top it all off he waxed poetic, on a site like mySpace,
Which is quite pathetic
And what is LloydSev’s greatest regret?
Why, None of his dreams were actually wet!
 
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