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LloydSev needs dating help...

We can't leave out this gem from fictionpress.com

:slappy:


<TABLE class=tbox_nobottom cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Personal Profile</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE class=tbox cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD wrap><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4><TBODY><TR><TD>pen name</TD><TD>:[FONT='Times New Roman','Times', Sans-serif] LloydSev[/FONT]</TD></TR><TR><TD>email</TD><TD>:<SCRIPT language=javascript> var e390 = 'lloydsev'; var e892 = 'gmail.com'; document.write('' + e390 + '@' + e892 + '');</SCRIPT> [email protected] </TD></TR><TR><TD>user id</TD><TD>: 120823</TD></TR><TR><TD>since</TD><TD>: 11-01-01</TD></TR><TR><TD>homepage</TD><TD>: http://www.myspace.com/lloydsev</TD></TR><TR><TD>im</TD><TD>: icq(2521467) aol(LloydSev)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Hello everyone,

My name is Lloyd, and I live in the state of Ohio in the United States. I am 23 years old, and am currently a college student working towards my Nuclear Science degree. I have visited 7 different countries, all in Europe, my favorite being Switzerland thus far. I am a hopeless romantic, and my life goals are to be able to provide for my family, and to have a family.
I kind of took a 4 year break from writing... and lately have been re-evaluating my life and rediscovering my love for writing. So I am at it again, writing down the thoughts in my head.. attempting to make those thoughts fit into poetry.
Go ahead and send me an email if you wish, or contact me via ICQ or AOL shown above. My Yahoo! IM screenname is also LloydSev, and I prefer it over the others. Thanks everyone for reading my writings, and have a great day.
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If you want a fucking laugh, check all of these poems!

You can even write reviews of his poems if you choose!

Gee, think he had realtionship problems?

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<TABLE class=tbox cellPadding=4 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Author of 20 stories:</TD><TD>Favorite stories</TD><TD>Favorite authors</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=3>
1. <A class=storytitle href="http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2121541">Longing For Love
The song of love in your head
Poetry » Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06
2. It's What We Do reviews
My internal thoughts...
Poetry » Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06
3. Another Day reviews
Trying to find my way in life..
Poetry » Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06
4. When Things Don't Go My Way reviews
A peice about how things in relationships don't always go as planned...
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-02 - Published: 7-24-02
5. The Hurt Of A Perfect Love
Even when you have a perfect love, it still hurts sometimes...
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-02 - Published: 4-28-02
6. Here To Stay reviews
can't stop dreaming about this girl...
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-02 - Published: 3-20-02
7. Never Leave
just loving :wink:
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-20-02 - Published: 3-20-02
8. Forever Ending
When you still hurt when being reminded of that recent ex.
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
9. Reiteration
telling that old ex that you won't be held back by her games
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
10. Kicked In The Dirt
Letting go and telling that ex that you aren't affected by her or her non-stop attempts to make you miserable.
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
11. Fear
Kind of a fun play on words, with a depressing angle
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
12. Not Even You reviews
Making sure she knows that she will NEVER hold you back
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
13. Failure
Just wondering how something that good could end so bad
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
14. Claim
Saying I don't regret me and her
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
15. I will never let you run
She told me not to let her run... and I did.
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
16. That Night
Our First Fight
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
17. Games
Victim of the game
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-01 - Published: 12-27-01
18. The Perfect Woman We All Search For
Sometimes you think to yourself.. why do I have to put up with who I am with?? Isn't there that special someone for me out there???
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-24-01 - Published: 12-24-01
19. The way you make me.........
Ever had a woman that just SWEPT you off your feet and she not even know it??
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-24-01 - Published: 12-24-01
20. What happened so long ago reviews
When you get that feeling in your stomach, that the ex you have been broken up with for years was the one you thought was right for you.
Poetry » General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-27-01 - Published: 11-27-01
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Sorry for posting so many times in a row but I just read this review of one of lloyd's poems:




<TABLE class=tbox cellPadding=3 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=tbox vAlign=top>Sarah [email protected]
2001-12-25
ch1, anon.</TD><TD class=tbox vAlign=top>Hey lloyd, This was really good!!!!! It is very touching and I can relate to what you are talking about. You are such a sweat guy!!! love, Sarah
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You guys and gals have to read these, it's a fucking riot.

Wonder if Lloyd's presently trying to cancel his account?

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Reason #32,789 why your private life should be just that, PRIVATE:

Something like this will happen.

It just blows my mind that people put every single detail of their life on MySpace or Facebook or whatever and then are shocked when they find out their getting blackmailed, stalked, etc.

As far as LloydSev goes...I wasn't around here (or I didn't pay attention) when shit went down with this guy, but all I gotta say is wow. Just...wow.
 
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Reason #32,789 why your private life should be just that, PRIVATE:

Something like this will happen.

It just blows my mind that people put every single detail of their life on MySpace or Facebook or whatever and then are shocked when they find out their getting blackmailed, stalked, etc.

As far as LloydSev goes...I wasn't around here (or I didn't pay attention) when shit went down with this guy, but all I gotta say is wow. Just...wow.

If you never saw the Lloydsev dream thread I suggest you look it up. It is great reading, kind of like the diary of a call girl thread.
 
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My favorite queer ass poem to date:


That Night

June 30, 1998

That night
when we had that "fight"
I started to cry
thought I would die
I thought you were gone
ran off like a little fawn
it all sounded like a fable
when you sat across the table
I lipped "I love you"
and you looked down and said "I love you too"
but since then
who knows when
you lost your feelings for me
and you wanted to be oh so free
you stopped talking at lunch
and all I wanted was your touch
and when we went to fish
I realized I missed your kiss
on my birthday
we were ok
but after that
you ran like a cat
I love you now and forever
and I still love you more over
with lights out at eleven
you made Europe like heaven.


Lloyd Severence

Copyright 2001 LloydSev (FictionPress ID:120823). All rights reserved. Distribution of any kind is prohibited without the written consent of LloydSev.

I do believe you just committed libel, Thump.
 
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mike.jpg


A New Project

Today I'm thinking about starting a new website, something I believe for the Ohio State Buckeyes. I say I'm only thinking about it, because I am also thinking about starting a Computer Tech business. Something I can work on between my normal work hours of 8-12, and 5-9 everyday and plus all day on the weekends.

Yesterday I also found out that I will be receiving a large bonus from work, of about $825. That should be good to help me fix some more pieces of my Mustang. It seems I may end up having to replace this engine as well, just about 6 months after replacing my last engine. Such good luck, eh? Either way, that's for another day.
 
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ODE to LloydSev by Saw31

That poem you wrote the other day,
is so very very gay.
Why do you think we care,
and feel the need to share.
When I read some of your site,
it gave me insight to your plight.
You think that these simple rhymes
makes a poet in our times.
As you can see this isn't too hard.
And it makes you look like a retard.
She ran like a cat?
WTF is that?
Never heard that one before,
doesn't surprise me she ran for the door.
OK, I think I'm about done.
But who knows, this is so much fun...
 
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a slight revision saw...

That poem you wrote the other day,
is so very very gay.
Why do you think we care,
and feel the need to share.
When I read some of your site,
it gave me insight to your plight.
You think that these simple rhymes
makes a poet in our times.
As you can see this isn't too hard.
And it makes you look like a retard.
She ran like a cat?
WTF is that?
Never heard that one before,
doesn't surprise me she ran for the door.
OK, I think I'm about done.
But for Tibor, the fun has just begun.
 
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