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LloydSev needs dating help...

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People do some stupid stuff when their lonely
All the while hoping no one notices they are phoney
Hoping just to the blend in with the crowd
Nodding your head to the music that's loud
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Knights of Columbus, that's bad. If you can't write a poem about cannibalism, what's the fucking point?
 
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Saw31 said:
Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Just like the monkeys in labs, stolen by PETA...

Or

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love surrounds me, like my meat in the pita...


Now that's romance...:biggrin:
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You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Like traffic in Boston but a little bit fleetah.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Now is the time for Sprockets, with your host Dieter.
 
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Saw31 said:
Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Just like the monkeys in labs, stolen by PETA...

Or

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love surrounds me, I'm the meat you're the pita...


Now that's romance...:biggrin:
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You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
You blew me away like a Roger Clemens' heatah.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Even though you're hairier than the artist named Frida.

:slappy: This thread just keeps getting better!!!!
 
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Bucky Katt said:
You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
You blew me away like a Roger Clemens' heatah.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Even though you're hairier than the artist named Frida.
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You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to grab a fajita?

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love makes me melt like a brick of velveeta.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Like Macchio chopsticking flies with Morita.
 
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