LloydSev needs dating help...

[exhawg]

For a good time call Tesa at 419-581-3501. Dumbass

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

And for christ's sake, how does he not go from cheetah to PETA!! It's perfect!! :p

Or pita. If he likes Greek.........
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[vrbryant]

People do some stupid stuff when their lonely
All the while hoping no one notices they are phoney
Hoping just to the blend in with the crowd
Nodding your head to the music that's loud

Knights of Columbus, that's bad. If you can't write a poem about cannibalism, what's the fucking point?

 

[tibor75]

who hoo! my first ever GPA!

 

[Saw31]

Or pita. If he likes Greek.........
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Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Just like the monkeys in labs, stolen by PETA...

Or

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love surrounds me, I'm the meat you're the pita...


Now that's romance...

 

[Thump]

who hoo! my first ever GPA!

Congrats Rashmish!

 

[OSUsushichic]

who hoo! my first ever GPA!

The pussification of America continues....

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Just like the monkeys in labs, stolen by PETA...

Or

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love surrounds me, like my meat in the pita...


Now that's romance...

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Like traffic in Boston but a little bit fleetah.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Now is the time for Sprockets, with your host Dieter.

 

[vrbryant]

who hoo! my first ever GPA!

Nuh uh.

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=496158

 

[Hubbard]

Nuh uh.

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/search.php?searchid=496158

That link didn't work for me, try this one: http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=392476#post392476

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Just like the monkeys in labs, stolen by PETA...

Or

Your stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love surrounds me, I'm the meat you're the pita...


Now that's romance...

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
You blew me away like a Roger Clemens' heatah.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Even though you're hairier than the artist named Frida.

This thread just keeps getting better!!!!

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

at Yankee Stadium they chant "DER-ICK JEE-DAH"

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
You blew me away like a Roger Clemens' heatah.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Even though you're hairier than the artist named Frida.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to grab a fajita?

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Your love makes me melt like a brick of velveeta.

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
Like Macchio chopsticking flies with Morita.

 

[exhawg]

You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah.
All I can think about is you touching my weena.

 

[jwinslow]

for extra kicks, throw some of the text into this text-to-voice simulation:
http://www.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php (300 character limit)

Speed of a Cheetah

Running like a fawn/cat