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LloydSev needs dating help...

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Robert "Saw31" Frost said:
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That poem you wrote the other day,
is so very very gay.
Why do you think we care,
and feel the need to share.
When I read some of your site,
it gave me insight to your plight.
You think that these simple rhymes
makes a poet in our times.
As you can see this isn't too hard.
And it makes you look like a retard.
She ran like a cat?
WTF is that?
Never heard that one before,
doesn't surprise me she ran for the door.
OK, I think I'm about done.
But who knows, this is so much fun...
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FCB Khayyam said:
These poems and verses make it exceedingly clear
the hopeless romantics should be drinking more beer.
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Saw31 said:
And keep your day job, cause for this you will never get paid.
And quite obviously, never get laid...
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:rofl: :slappy: Oh, sweet Jesus!!!! Make it stop!!! Please, you guys are killing me!!!

But for Tibor, the fun has just begun.
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I promise you this, I absolutely cannot wait. :tongue2:
 
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Thump said:
Yesterday I also found out that I will be receiving a large bonus from work, of about $825. That should be good to help me fix some more pieces of my Mustang. It seems I may end up having to replace this engine as well, just about 6 months after replacing my last engine. Such good luck, eh? Either way, that's for another day.
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So....would that be Severance pay?
 
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The immense hurt and immense pain
The unbearable agony of leaving you again
Coming home to a place away from you
When I want to spend right now with you

The torture of being away from perfection
The love I feel when I'm with you
The love I offer for the rest of my life
I'm sure you're missing me too

I can't believe I've already found you
The person who I want to spend my life with
You are almost so completely untrue
You could actually be a myth

You took my heart with the speed of a cheetah
Taking it with the greatest of ease
My life long objective
To make you my lover for the rest of my life
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Speed of a cheetah? Alright...This one wins an award...

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Friday, May 26, 2006

Dreams...

So I had the oddest dream last night, and I'll prolly post it later.. or not.. who knows.. depends on how I feel later when I'm back on MySpace.. lol.


EDIT: Yeah.. now the capital building is under lock down... wtf.


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did he dream he was going to be humiliated? :slappy:
 
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The immense hurt and immense pain
The unbearable agony of leaving you again
Coming home to a place away from you
When I want to spend right now with you

The torture of being away from perfection
The love I feel when I'm with you
The love I offer for the rest of my life
I'm sure you're missing me too

I can't believe I've already found you
The person who I want to spend my life with
You are almost so completely untrue
You could actually be a myth

You took my heart with the speed of a cheetah
Taking it with the greatest of ease
My life long objective
To make you my lover for the rest of my life
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That there's some goood rhymin'. Let's see.....we have:

---pain and again - don't really rhyme, unluss you say pen or uh-gayn, which nobody does. Although, uh-gayn might be appropriate.
---you and you - the mark of a GREAT poet. Rhyming a word with itself
---you and too - there ya go. Much better. Maybe not MUCH better. A little better. I guess.
---you and untrue - Alright! Now you're geting the hang of it!
---with and myth - hands down, the best rhyme I've heard in the last 5 minutes. Since I rhymed "Katt" with "true that." That was epic.
---objective and life - uh oh. He's regressed. And everything was looking so rosy.

Don't quit your day job. At least not to become a poet. :tongue2:
 
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Bucky Katt said:
That there's some goood rhymin'. Let's see.....we have:

---pain and again - don't really rhyme, unluss you say pen or uh-gayn, which nobody does. Although, uh-gayn might be appropriate.
---you and you - the mark of a GREAT poet. Rhyming a word with itself
---you and too - there ya go. Much better. Maybe not MUCH better. A little better. I guess.
---you and untrue - Alright! Now you're geting the hang of it!
---with and myth - hands down, the best rhyme I've heard in the last 5 minutes. Since I rhymed "Katt" with "true that." That was epic.
---objective and life - uh oh. He's regressed. And everything was looking so rosy.

Don't quit your day job. At least not to become a poet. :tongue2:
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And for christ's sake, how does he not go from cheetah to PETA!! It's perfect!! :p
 
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