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AmeriBuck007
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back
typewriter is the longest word you can type on the top row of a typewriter
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kinch
Wash me
Did you guys see that Monkey Trial Two is on in Dover, PA?
It may get nasty. The first day, a witness for the plaintiffs said that since 99% of all species ever on Earth are now extinct, the Intelligent Designer could not have been very intelligent. :O
This might get ugly. . . Too bad no cameras are allowed inside.
As to little known facts, and in trying to be completely on topic for the thread:
An opossum has two peni, or penises, penae, or whatever. Two dicks. Okay one dick, but it's forked.
This is a product of evolution. A great opossum plague swept North America roughly two thousand years ago (by the fossil record and carbon dating). Only males were wiped out. Females then began to "associate" with each other. Only males able to please two at once survived and reproduced-- leading to the double-penis modification.
It may get nasty. The first day, a witness for the plaintiffs said that since 99% of all species ever on Earth are now extinct, the Intelligent Designer could not have been very intelligent. :O
This might get ugly. . . Too bad no cameras are allowed inside.
As to little known facts, and in trying to be completely on topic for the thread:
An opossum has two peni, or penises, penae, or whatever. Two dicks. Okay one dick, but it's forked.
This is a product of evolution. A great opossum plague swept North America roughly two thousand years ago (by the fossil record and carbon dating). Only males were wiped out. Females then began to "associate" with each other. Only males able to please two at once survived and reproduced-- leading to the double-penis modification.
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Snakes have this as well (not sure as to the evolutionary reason though), but it's called hemi-penis for them.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
<CENTER>[SIZE=+1]The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the[/SIZE]</CENTER><CENTER>[SIZE=+1] name of the Don McLean song.)[/SIZE]</CENTER>
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scarletngrey11
All right, all right, all right.
There are more sheep than people in Australia...
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MightbeaBuck
with hat in hand
1.) The first settlers in Las Vegas were Mormon.
2.) Elephant copulation lasts less than 20 seconds.
2.) Elephant copulation lasts less than 20 seconds.
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Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
Yahoo Pickem Champ
Former Game Champion
'18 BPCFFB II Champ
'18 Keeper League Champ
Wow! That's also the name of the plane in which Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died. What a coincidence!
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
The expletive, "Holy Toledo," refers to Toledo, Spain, which became an outstanding Christian cultural center in 1085.
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Tecumseh's Curse was first placed on William Henry Harrison who slaughtered the Shawnee at Tippecanoe. Tecumseh, considered a prophet by his people, pronounced that every President elected in a year that ended in "0" would die. Harrison died one month after his election. Since then Lincoln(1860), Garfield(1880), McKinley(1900), Harding(1920), F.D.Roosevelt(1940), J.F.K (1960), have all died in office. Regan broke Tecumseh's curse, although he was shot and came very close.
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NightmaresDad
Woody Rules!
I made up the evolutionary history part.
And "the jester" in that song is a reference to Elvis. . .
No, the King is Elvis - the jester is bob dylan
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