ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
In the spirit of "Ohio's BCS Team" and "bUCeye state" we now have that insignificant little p!ss-ant school in the sticks producing and distributing the following.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeB2c-Sh5hQ"]YouTube - He's just better than you...[/ame]
You're, "just better than us?" Let us know when you get accepted into the AAU (Ohio State elected in 1916). Let us know when you crack the top 100 in USN&WR. Let us know when you get a National Academies Member on faculty (we have 25). Let us know when you have more students from the top 10% of their freshman class than the bottom 50% (our ratio is 57% to 1%). Let us know when you are actually significant in any manner, shape or form. For Christ's frickin' sake, you're not even the best Fredo School...and there are only 2--count them--TWO of those godforesaken universities. How sad must it be that you're the worst Fredo U. in the state.
...and oh yeah, let us know when your football team does something that anyone outside of Athens cares about.
So, keep poking that stick in the big bear's eye. Just don't whine like a little bitch when he decides to claw off your f@%cking head. That, however, is probably too much to ask since whining and crying is your stock in trade.
By the way, what a great use of taxpayer's funds in a university having substantial financial difficulties. Buck up my little buckeyeroos because when you're relegated to being merely a branch campus (Theeee Ohio State University at Athens) of our state's glorious flagship university, you won't have to worry about such difficult and troublesome matters as balancing your budget or conducting a successful fundraising campaign, for the adults will be in charge by then.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeB2c-Sh5hQ"]YouTube - He's just better than you...[/ame]
You're, "just better than us?" Let us know when you get accepted into the AAU (Ohio State elected in 1916). Let us know when you crack the top 100 in USN&WR. Let us know when you get a National Academies Member on faculty (we have 25). Let us know when you have more students from the top 10% of their freshman class than the bottom 50% (our ratio is 57% to 1%). Let us know when you are actually significant in any manner, shape or form. For Christ's frickin' sake, you're not even the best Fredo School...and there are only 2--count them--TWO of those godforesaken universities. How sad must it be that you're the worst Fredo U. in the state.
...and oh yeah, let us know when your football team does something that anyone outside of Athens cares about.
So, keep poking that stick in the big bear's eye. Just don't whine like a little bitch when he decides to claw off your f@%cking head. That, however, is probably too much to ask since whining and crying is your stock in trade.
By the way, what a great use of taxpayer's funds in a university having substantial financial difficulties. Buck up my little buckeyeroos because when you're relegated to being merely a branch campus (Theeee Ohio State University at Athens) of our state's glorious flagship university, you won't have to worry about such difficult and troublesome matters as balancing your budget or conducting a successful fundraising campaign, for the adults will be in charge by then.
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