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Let's hear everyone's M*ch*g*n jokes... (merged)

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UPDATED FOR 2008 SEASON:


Q: What's the difference between Michigan and marijuana?
A: One will be in a bowl this year.

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Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: You can't without a big bowl.

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Q: What is the difference between Michigan and Frosted Flakes?
A: Frosted Flakes will be in a bowl this year.


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Here's a joke I heard yesterday. Christine brennan , famed sports writer (cough) and NW grad said that if tsun were to beat tOsu it would be the biggest upset in the history of football.
She also declared that JT has no class because he didn't have Boom take a knee.

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Douche'
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A man walks into a bar, and sitting at the bar is a Meatchicken fan and a donkey being served by a penguin bartender.

Man stares for a minute and then turns to the penguin and says, "Wow - look at that ass sitting at the bar..you should never serve their kind in here."

Penguin turns to the man and says, "I don't know about all that, but Ann Arbor is a whore, DickRod has bad hairplugs and the Vulvarines are a bunch of whiney, mailing-it-in, loser pussies...and you have offended my friend the donkey."

Man says, "I was talking to the donkey."

Much later, the donkey repeatedly slurred "Fuck Michigan", but he was largely unintelligible, having spent the entire day downing shots with Kyle.
 
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fc5os23mI"]YouTube - baby cries when she hears the Michigan Fight Song[/ame]


The video is embedded so that is why you get an error message:(
 
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BucyrusBuckeye;1332669; said:
Christine brennan , famed sports writer (cough) and NW grad...declared that JT has no class because he didn't have Boom take a knee.
Click to expand...

The worst thing one can do after getting thumped is whine that your opponent didn't take it easy on you. :ohwell:
 
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There are two 5th graders, one is an OSU fan the other is a scUM fan. Which one of them is bigger?

The scUM fan. After all, he's 16 years old.
 
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Q. What do you say to a M*ch*gan football player with a good lookin' woman on his arm.
A. Nice tattoo!


Q. What's the difference between a M*ch*gan football player and a vacuum sweeper.
A. The position of the dirt bag.


Q. What's the difference between a trampolin and a M*ch*gan football player.
A. You take your shoes off the jump on a trampolin.




Q. What's the difference between a Savings Bond and a M*ch*gan football player.
A. The Savings Bond will eventually mature.

M*ch*gan still swallows!!!!

Moose
 
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