Lane Kiffin (HC Ole/Young Miss & Twitter Troll King)

[buckeyeintn]

Can life get much better? Coach T in Columbus. RichRod in Ann Arbor. UT embarrassed (I live in TN so the last 12 hours have been a lot of fun). The Prince of Infractions going to USC which is currently being investigated. A perfect coaching situation.

 

[Gatorubet]

"Kiffin won't leave" thread from Volnation is Gold Jerry, gold...

One of my fav quotes:

His basic jackassetry has been on display for a long time; the only
question was whether we were willing to put up with having an a-hole as
a coach in order to win football games. Many of us were. And personally,
I still am. Saban's an ass of the highest order and I'd sell my baby
daughter to get him in Knoxville.

 

[JimsSweaterVest]

USC seem to crave bad publicity, and Kiffin seems like an uber-douche. One year in the SEC during which he makes an ass of himself (and enemies of the other coaches) and then he runs back to a program that the NCAA may finally be working up the cajones to crack down on!

 

[Oh8ch]

Orgeron will "rape and pillage the south for recuits"

They could literally rape and pillage and the NCAA would still look the other way.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Meyer and his wife were sitting together at the UF-KY basketball game, and the only good thing to happen in the O-Dome was when a laughing Urban was observed making "U" "T" signals up to Jeremy Foley in the Athletic Dept skybox.

Merry Christmas, Gator! As amused as I am by this turn of events, I can only imagine your level of ecstasy.

 

[tyrus]

Does Tommy Davidson (In Living Color) doing Sugar Ray Leonard remind anyone else of Lane Kiffin when he talks? The way he hesitates, his eye brows, tone of voice?

Maybe its just me

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isrOxdkjaOA]YouTube - Tommy Davidison's Sugar Ray Leonard Impersonation[/ame]

 

[Merih]

He's got that "win at all costs" mentality that USC loves. It's a marriage made in heaven.

Only problem is, he's not a winner.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

He's got that "win at all costs" mentality that USC loves. It's a marriage made in heaven.

Not quite.

The only way they were able to make this deal so quickly is that it was made a long way south of Heaven.

 

[NFBuck]

Merry Christmas, Gator! As amused as I am by this turn of events, I can only imagine your level of ecstasy.

Is it really "ecstasy"? I'm sure there's some initial joy in the humor of the situation, but once you sit back and evaluate, it would be like us losing DickRod...only, maybe, on a bigger level due to his propensity to run his mouth.

 

[osugrad21]

LSUFreek

 

[Gatorubet]

Is it really "ecstasy"? I'm sure there's some initial joy in the humor of the situation, but once you sit back and evaluate, it would be like us losing DickRod...only, maybe, on a bigger level due to his propensity to run his mouth.

The general consensus is that Lane leaving is good for UT, so while it is a short term joy watching the orange creamsicle clad Lulu and Juniors melt down before out eyes, the joy is tempered by the fact that the Vols will likely get a much better coach long term, and avoid the serious penalties that Lane and Orgeron would have led them into.

Very much a RichRod kind of deal. While it is good Lane was at UT - a big rival - it was [censored]ty having him in the conference. We feel more joy beating a Saban than an assclown. Beating a prestigious program with a top tier coach is far more satisfying than winning a game over a dysfunctional ass-clown led team, when you get down to it. I think that way anyway.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Is it really "ecstasy"? I'm sure there's some initial joy in the humor of the situation, but once you sit back and evaluate, it would be like us losing DickRod...only, maybe, on a bigger level due to his propensity to run his mouth.

Lane's and idiot and a jackass, but he can recruit and the team seemed to be improved over where it was. If UT had gone 3-9 this season, I'd definitely agree.

Plus, with him bailing rather than UT canning him, I gotta figure they'll hire another douchebag.

 

[Gatorubet]

Lane's and idiot and a jackass, but he can recruit and the team seemed to be improved over where it was. If UT had gone 3-9 this season, I'd definitely agree.

Plus, with him bailing rather than UT canning him, I gotta figure they'll hire another douchebag.

So you're saying RichRod to UT???

 

[NFBuck]

So you're saying RichRod to UT???

Bite your tongue.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So you're saying RichRod to UT???

Hell no. When the unfortunate day arrives that he does get the boot, then you can have him to kick around. Until then, hands off!