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AuTX Buckeye said:
Haha barely remember mine... My friends dragged my fubared ass from 4 kegs back to my place on Norwich. It was first of January and there was snow and ice on the ground. .i was so bad to get me across Lane, they stretchered me, one had my legs the other grabbed my arms.. .good night from what I'm told
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Oh, make no mistake about it, I was carried home at the end of the night. 21 shots of single malt were poured in front of me starting at midnight. I made it to 18 and was a human pinball on the way to the bathroom at close. My friends tried to make me puke (for my own safety) and couldn't get it done. The girl I was dating, I'm told, said, "Watch this... Hey! I've got some cold tuna casserole..." I hate that shit hot or not. Either way, as I'm told, that's all it took...
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
Oh, make no mistake about it, I was carried home at the end of the night. 21 shots of single malt were poured in front of me starting at midnight. I made it to 18 and was a human pinball on the way to the bathroom at close. My friends tried to make me puke (for my own safety) and couldn't get it done. The girl I was dating, I'm told, said, "Watch this... Hey! I've got some cold tuna casserole..." And then she dropped her pants. I hate that [Mark May] hot or not. Either way, as I'm told, that's all it took...
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FIFY (sorry, I couldn't resist)
 
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AuTX Buckeye said:
Should be interesting... Freezing rain and ice forecasted for tonight
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Friend of mine posted a picture on Facebook of a completely barren bread aisle at a DFW WalMart. Sounds like quite a few people are treating the possibility of overnight thundersleet as an apocalyptic event that will strand them in their homes for a month. :lol:
 
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Dryden said:
Friend of mine posted a picture on Facebook of a completely barren bread aisle at a DFW WalMart. Sounds like quite a few people are treating the possibility of overnight thundersleet as an apocalyptic event that will strand them in their homes for a month. :lol:
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Never understood that ..go out and buy 3 gal lof milk when you use 1 a week. Grocery stores love bad weather..
 
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Dryden said:
Friend of mine posted a picture on Facebook of a completely barren bread aisle at a DFW WalMart. Sounds like quite a few people are treating the possibility of overnight thundersleet as an apocalyptic event that will strand them in their homes for a month. :lol:
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I just PCS'd (moved) from Anchorage to Little Rock this summer. Its raining out right now and the temps are going to be below 32 (freezing). They are freaking out so much that all flying has been canceled for tomorrow, the base will be stripped to minimum manning, and grocery stores are being depleted. It could be 6-8 inches of snow with no plowing being done on the local roads in Alaska and we were still expected to be in on time for our flights. lol. The south never seems to amaze me.
 
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Buckeye513 said:
I was amused by how much snow freaks out southerners when I moved here. Then I remembered that any time it was over 90 degrees for more than two consecutive days news anchors in D.C. and Ohio would call it a "heat wave" and tell everyone to stay inside and hydrate or they would die of heat stroke.

Weather just scares the [Mark May] out of people.
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The difference being the actual folks in Ohio don't shut down schools and make runs on grocery stores in the summer. In my lifetime, there have been a couple summers in Ohio that were just as hot as mid-Georgia. I went swimming a few more times than usual.

When I lived in Georgia in the winter, a dude ran into Wal-Mart screaming about the "snow" outside. I went out excited but only saw a drizzle of sleet. Women were saying they needed to leave to get to their children.
 
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Dryden said:
Friend of mine posted a picture on Facebook of a completely barren bread aisle at a DFW WalMart. Sounds like quite a few people are treating the possibility of overnight thundersleet as an apocalyptic event that will strand them in their homes for a month. :lol:
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I was talking with a guy who lives down that way now - apparently the local news people have been freaking out about the super cold air that will be coming in right after the storm - stuff about pipes bursting throughout the city and all of the landscape vegetation dying because of the lack of water.
 
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Onebuckfan said:
Never understood that ..go out and buy 3 gal lof milk when you use 1 a week. Grocery stores love bad weather..
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Haha if you've never lived in a place that doesn't receive snow/ice regularly..
Its a fucking nightmare... There aren't salt trucks/snow plows, the freeway interchanges/exits are usually frozen because instead of building close to the ground in cloverleafs they use flyovers that go up 200ft in the air. Generally noone but the transplants know how to drive in the stuff, and they are all staying home because of the dumbasses that have no clue are out on the roads.

make fun all you want... if its icy out.. my ass is at home because some yahoo who's lived in Texas or Cali all their lives think it still safe to do 80 on the interstate
 
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I am sure it is worse elsewhere but Columbus' snow preparation is pretty weak. Pretreatment is rare even when huge snow is coming, better to wait for it to fall and get packed down into slippery ice that will be there until mother nature clears it off with rain or sun.

My favorite part is when ODOT strangely touts the small number of trucks they have for the entire central ohio area.
 
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