Johnny Manziel (unemployed)

[jlb1705]

 

[MaxBuck]

Where did I say anything about Braxton? This just heightens the desperation of your wannabe contrarian-ness...you need to study up on your Maxbuck more or something....

Study all you like, motherpunkins. You ain't gettin' there.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

8-24 for 151 yards and 9 rushes for 34 yards today. HEISMAN!

 

[jlb1705]

8-24 for 151 yards and 9 rushes for 34 yards today. HEISMAN!

Probably won't matter since all of the other pre-ordained candidates are being investigated for crimes or losing to DickRod. The Heisman is so dumb now.

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

I think he's getting picked off so much because he lofts that ball because he isn't strong enough to throw it on a rope. When I watch Johnny throw, he puts a lot of air under it.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

16-41 passing the ball and Gary is now making up injuries that might have led to his poor performance. Couldn't be that he just played like horseshit.

 

[jlb1705]

16-41 passing the ball and Gary is now making up injuries that might have led to his poor performance. Couldn't be that he just played like horse[Mark May].

To paraphrase:

"His hand's been bothering him."

I shit you not.

 

[youra6]

To paraphrase:

"His hand's been bothering him."

I [Mark May] you not.

"Sideline reports that Johnny Football was gripping the pen too tightly on the sidelines."

 

[Mariotwins]

"Sideline reports that Johnny Football was gripping the pen too tightly on the sidelines."

Carpal Tunnel

 

[CookyPuss]

With 3 losses and that turd of a game today, his name shouldn't even be in the Heisman discussion. Too bad our media overlords can't figure that out.

 

[Oh8ch]

With 3 losses and that turd of a game today, his name shouldn't even be in the Heisman discussion. Too bad our media overlords can't figure that out.

How can you exclude someone from the discussion when their last name is "Football"?

 

[TDunk]

How can you exclude someone from the discussion when their last name is "Football"?

Wow I was thinking of a completely different player.

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

"Sideline reports that Johnny Football was gripping the pen too tightly on the sidelines."

His hand was cramping up. I wonder how the Missouri game will go.

 

[Wingate1217]

Anybody but him to win the trophy...
Archie shouldn't have to share "the two time winner" honor with that assclown...