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Johnny Manziel (unemployed)

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Some recent $Badger 'shops from The Shag. Look closely, but you can tell by the pixels.

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ORD_Buckeye;2363202; said:
"Signing Star"

Johnny was a schoolboy when he signed his first autograph,
A fifty dollar bill I think it was for. From there it didn't take him long.
Got himself a wrist brace, used to sign every night,
Now he's in an aggy outfit,

And everything's all right, don't you know?

Johnny told his mama, hey, 'Mama, I'm goin' away. I'm gonna hit the big
time, gonna be a big star someday', Yeah.
Mama came to the door with a bourbon in her hand.
Johnny said, 'Don't cry, mama, and smiled and flashed a grand'.

Don't you know, yeah yeah, Don't you know that you are a signing star,
Don't you know, don't you know. Don't you know that you are
a signing star, And the ebay world will love you just as long,
As long as you are.

Johnny won a Heisman, Went straight up to number one,
Suddenly everyone loved to watch him sign his name.
Watching the world go by, surprising it goes so fast.
Johnny looked around him and tweeted, 'Well, I made the big time at last'.

Don't you know, don't you know, Don't you know that you are
a signing star,
Don't you know, oh, yeah, Don't you know that you are
a signing star, yeah,
And all the memorabilia dealers will love you just as long,
As long as you are, a signing star.

Don't you know that you are a signing star, Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a signing star, now,
And Uncle Nate will love you just as long, As long you are you.

Johnny died one night, died in his Benz, Bottle of whiskey,
steering wheel in his hand. Johnny's life passed him by like a
warm jar of jizz, If you listen to texags you can still hear their cries

Oh oh oh, Don't you know that you are a signing star,
Don't you know, yeah, don't you know', Don't you know that
you are a signing star,
Don't you know, yeah,
Don't you know that you are a signing star,
Don't you, don't you,
don't you, don't you,
Don't you know, don't you
know, oh, yeah, you are,
Yeah, a signing star, yeah, oh
oh oh oh oh......
Don't you, don't you know
that you are a signing star,
Don't you don't you know......
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GPA!
 
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Johnny Manziel Signs 5-Year, $150 Million Deal with Dallas Cowboys Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants

The Dallas Cowboys made the first big splash of the 2013 NFL free agent signing season by inking Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel to a five-year, $150 million contract that makes the Heisman winner the richest player in NFL history.

Manziel is technically not even eligible for the NFL draft until next year, let alone unrestricted free agency, and this year's free agents are not allowed to be signed until next week, but NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said the deal is approved.

"It's Johnny Manziel. Who's going to say no to him? What a guy," said Goodell. "Plus, it wasn't really up to me to turn it down anyway. Johnny called me up and told me how it was going to be."

Despite signing with the Cowboys, Manziel retains his college eligibility under the deal for as long as he wants it.

"I figure I'll play some college ball on Saturday, have some fun in College Station on Saturday night, then fly to Dallas or wherever Sunday morning to play for the Cowboys," said Manziel. "I think I'm at the age where I'm ready for this. I can't still be partying on Sunday afternoons anymore."

Manziel said he is also willing to join his Cowboys teammates on Saturday night if there is a big game or "if they're playing in Miami or New Orleans or some place like that."

The deal also gives Manziel courtside seats to every NBA game, access to Hollywood premieres and awards shows, and unlimited use of Kate Upton ? although Manziel insists "trust me, I already have that."

The quarterback will continue working toward his education, however. He says he used part of his $30 million signing bonus to buy a Bachelor's degree and a PhD, and now he is working on getting a brewers certificate.
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Latest from my Aggy friend:

100% rumor but : it basically says that there exists a sworn affidavit from one of the brokers who says he was paid to lie about Manziel.

Aparently that has led our Chancellor to say that johnny is innocent and to verbally assault darrne rovell
that the university contact to the brokers resulted in them giving sworn statements saying they were paid to claim johnny took money
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in irony of all ironies.. I told him some Booster ponied up some cash to make the brokers sign the affidavits or face threats of lawsuits.
 
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Apparently, aggy went to Wall Street and floated $320M in bonds to finance their stadium expansion to SEC!SEC!SEC! glory standards. It is fully the responsibility of the athletic department to pay off these bonds over the next decade.

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Genius is in the details. They have Sumlin, President Loftin and Chancellor Sharp all dancing in the background.

Aggy truly has been living in some bizzare bollywood version of a Johnny Football wet dream and refuses to wake up from it regardless of the consequences.

We're only months away from that moment when aggy's dream of fucking the prom queen ends with an NCAA alarm clock, an "awwww fuck" and aggy laying in bed holding nothing but their own dick.
 
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Well, the NCAA finally questioned him. There are three likely outcomes:

1. They can prove that he lied to them. In that case, he's done in college football like Maurice Clarett and Dez Bryant were.

2. They believe what he said, which includes getting money for autographs. A 4-game suspension is likely, same as AJ Green.

3. He claims he took nothing and they aren't able to prove (or reasonably conclude) otherwise, and he plays the whole season just like Cam Newton did.

But the NCAA really needs to make a decision about this in the next 10 days or so. But based on their track record, we can't count on that.
 
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BB73 said:
Well, the NCAA finally questioned him. There are three likely outcomes:

1. They can prove that he lied to them. In that case, he's done in college football like Maurice Clarett and Dez Bryant were.

2. They believe what he said, which includes getting money for autographs. A 4-game suspension is likely, same as AJ Green.

3. He claims he took nothing and they aren't able to prove (or reasonably conclude) otherwise, and he plays the whole season just like Cam Newton did.

But the NCAA really needs to make a decision about this in the next 10 days or so.
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1. Best case scenario for me/Ord/everyone wanting to see the dumpester fire that would result
2. Not gonna happen unless they get to choose Rice, SMU, Sam Houston St, and some other no name school they play
3. Likely outcome
 
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