Jameis Winston (QB Browns)

[RB07OSU]

This is the gift that just keeps giving. My favorite so far "Jameis, you were 13-0 on the football field and 2-0 in the court room. What would you say your overall record is?"

But seriously, whoever thought of this better already be fired. I haven't seen decisions like this come out of an athletic department since Gene Smith...well I won't go there. Let's focus of mocking Shameis Winston.

 

[LostLassie]

He's probably innocent this time, too. Crabs are notorious liars. It's obvious that they consensually followed him out of the store.

 

[BUCKYLE]

One thing has become abundantly clear. Whether it's unwilling co-eds or crabs, Jaemis' love for legs is skrong.

 

[kujirakira]

What the fuck did they think would happen

Being in their bubble, they probably thought everyone had swept it under the rug like ESPiN.

 

[NFBuck]

The real failure in all of this is that I've seen ZERO Jameis/Deadliest Catch gifs. WTF, internet?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Best one I have heard lately:

Did you know that Jameis cries during sex?

Well, mace will do that to you.

 

[gmen6981]

The real failure in all of this is that I've seen ZERO Jameis/Deadliest Catch gifs. WTF, internet?

Couldn't find a "Deadliest Catch" gif, but I still thought THIS was pretty good.

 

[ScriptOhio]

The real failure in all of this is that I've seen ZERO Jameis/Deadliest Catch gifs. WTF, internet?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Old farked picture:

actually made ESPN Gameday:

 

[Dryden]

Matt Baker ‏@MBakerTBTimes 30m
Confirmed: #FSU interviewed Jameis Winston's accuser last month. First time the school asked for a detailed account of the allegations.

 

[Taosman]

Dear Mr. Winston,
Do to further evidence that the Tallahassee Police some how did not get, but your school now has, we would like your Heisman returned.
Best of luck in jail.
The Heisman Committee.

 

[Mike80]

Dear Mr. Winston,
Do to further evidence that the Tallahassee Police some how did not get, but your school now has, we would like your Heisman returned.
Best of luck in jail.
The Heisman Committee.

 

[kujirakira]

Matt Baker ‏@MBakerTBTimes 30m
Confirmed: #FSU interviewed Jameis Winston's accuser last month. First time the school asked for a detailed account of the allegations.

Almost 2 years later o.O
Speaking of Title IX =/

 

[DiamondBuck]

Florida State investigating 2012 Jameis Winston incident

This new investigation cannot lead to criminal charges, but if Winston were to be found guilty of a serious violation of Florida State’s student conduct code, it could spell the end of his college football career...

http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...stigating-2012-jameis-winston-incident-090414


Hmmm... Redshirt sophomore. Draft-eligible at season's end? The smart money has FSU wrapping up a very thorough investigation in Feb 2015.

 

[Woody1968]

I'm sure that FSU will conduct a thorough investigation into this caper, using some crack gumshoes and maybe even some private dicks.