ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Gotta figure Suh already has his accountant putting money into an account to pay the fine for when he breaks johnny football in two. You'll hear the vertebrae tear apart as far away as Medina.
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Gotta figure Suh already has his accountant putting money into an account to pay the fine for when he breaks johnny football in two. You'll hear the vertebrae tear apart as far away as Medina.
I'm getting way off topic, but I'm honestly troubled on who to root for when they play the Steelers. I'd love to see Shazier shutdown Manziel every time he tries to run off.
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You hate Jameis Winston so much that you want Shazier to kill Manziel over it.
That is hardcore my man.
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I was trying to think of a PC way in which to describe the myriad ways I imagined Shazier would hit Manziel... but yea... that about sums it up.
My bet is that Suh won't have to put all the money aside - the Lions as a whole will probably have a pot that goes towards that fine with a bonus to whoever gets it.
Anyway to get back on topic... nothing makes a growing manchild skrong like crab legs and bb gun shootouts.
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OHSportsFan
Fan of Ohio Sports in Indy
lol go ahead and head on over to Twitter to search for #AskJameis results.
This is when the internet can be awesome and completely ruin what was intended to be a good PR move from FSU.
This is when the internet can be awesome and completely ruin what was intended to be a good PR move from FSU.
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scarletmike
Researching the Magic!
FSU Football@FSU_Football
Thanks for your #AskJameis questions. If yours was selected it will be featured on @Seminoles_com later this week. Go #Noles!
EDIT: I love how they're trying to play this off cooly as thought it was a success. By the way, how many of you put up a question or two? I got one in and then tweeted Fallon suggesting a Thank You Note for FSU for the free comedy show.
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Mr_Burns
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Jesse Sears @jckjes7 16m
Crab legs, a female, your character. You gotta eat one, rape one, and destroy one. Go! #AskJameis
Crab legs, a female, your character. You gotta eat one, rape one, and destroy one. Go! #AskJameis
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maximumblitz
Buckeye Samurai of Big League Blitzkreig
Q: How many crab legs and dead squirrels does it take to change Jameis' light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because Jameis' light bulb is never going to turn on anyway.
A: It doesn't matter because Jameis' light bulb is never going to turn on anyway.
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I don't know where you get this we shit, I think some of us were pretty much resigned to the Clowns drafting him this time last year.
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