this is why you're no buckeye.
you can call yourself one. you can claim that you'd root for the buckeyes against all foes except for one. heck, you can think that you're a buckeye because your avatar is of some buckeyed dead girl... which, seriously, is as gay as some closet flamer who has a poster of audrey hepburn in his room and thinks he's exhibiting his y chromosome. that's some latent gay behavior right there. think about it. your "dream girl" is some dead chubster you could never stick your dick in. and you called me sweetheart! i'd suggest a psychotherapist, chief. you're confused about which team you should root for and which sex you're attracted to. that's messed up. you being all gayed up i can deal with. a dookie, though? not so much.