Illinois +2.5 at TSUN (ov/un 57.5) Noon ET, ESPN

[Deety]

Martin said the defense made a statement

"Whoopsie?"

 

[Saw31]

"WOOOOOOOOT! WE'RE GOING TO DETROIT!"

At least it smells a little better there...

 

[Palpie]

Bet Zook wishes he had gone for that 4th and 1 now....

 

[Jaxbuck]

Martin said the defense made a statement

Oh they made a statement alright.

 

[BB73]

Thanks for covering, Illinois. I am (no shit) now 16-0 on college football vBets this week. I should have definitely gone to Vegas and bet real money.

Rutgers +10.5, and the over
Ohio -15.5, and the over
GT +13.5
UCF -2.5, and the over
Air Force -6.5
Illinois +2.5, and the over
Md +8.5
NC St +3.5
Ind +17.5
Wisc -19.5
Minn +23.5
Okie St -7.5

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Martin said the defense made a statement

"Whoopsie?"

Oh they made a statement alright.

Yeah... I was thinking the statement was that old TSUN standby, "Right now, We Suck!"

 

[OSUsushichic]

If that game had sucked any harder, their helmets would have stuck to the field.

 

[Deety]

Yeah... I was thinking the statement was that old TSUN standby, "Right now, We Suck!"

"Wait, isn't this a night game?"

 

[Wingate1217]

My son comes into the house and sees the score and stated 'I didn't know basketball started this early."

 

[JimsSweaterVest]

The delusion on the scUM boards is very strong right now. They are all "crying," "in tears," rejoicing like they won the national championship.

Also, they are saying the offense will be "unstoppable" next year. They just need an "average defense" and they will have at least 8-9 wins next year.

If you could use some comic relief, head on over to Stadium and Main and behold the breath-taking stupidity of the scUM.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The delusion on the scUM boards is very strong right now. They are all "crying," "in tears," rejoicing like they won the national championship.

Also, they are saying the offense will be "unstoppable" next year. They just need an "average defense" and they will have at least 8-9 wins next year.

If you could use some comic relief, head on over to Stadium and Main and behold the breath-taking stupidity of the scUM.

What... giving up 65 points and over 500 yards to one of the more unsuccessful Os in the Big Ten doesn't give you a stiffy too?

 

[Onebuckfan]

Nice Job Zook..and your DC too

 

[bucknutz]

Jake Stoneburner - Geez. You'd think they won the super bowl

http://twitter.com/STONEYeleven/status/998770946867200

DeVier Posey - Did yall see mich. Super bowl celebration??? <<W

http://twitter.com/DPo8/status/1001040304414722

 

[Deety]

The delusion on the scUM boards is very strong right now. They are all "crying," "in tears," rejoicing like they won the national championship.

Also, they are saying the offense will be "unstoppable" next year. They just need an "average defense" and they will have at least 8-9 wins next year.

If you could use some comic relief, head on over to Stadium and Main and behold the breath-taking stupidity of the scUM.

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[generaladm]

If only Illinois would have made their free throws...