Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[zwem]

Girl's ass implants explodes

http://notallowedto.com/womans-butt-explodes-while-doing-squats-for-instagram-video/

From this point going forward, I'm going to ask any woman that I date with a fat ass if she has butt implants. Bedroom safety precautions.

 

[Saw31]

Ass implants...There is a seriously fucked up segment of our vaginal population that need hard core psychiatric help. Why would you ever do shit like that to your body?

 

[scarletmike]

Girl's ass implants explodes

http://notallowedto.com/womans-butt-explodes-while-doing-squats-for-instagram-video/

From this point going forward, I'm going to ask any woman that I date with a fat ass if she has butt implants. Bedroom safety precautions.

What the...that doesn't look attractive, at all.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902

A Florida woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly using a dildo to batter her female domestic partner during a fight in the couple’s residence, police allege.

After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch the 47-year-old Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,” Blomgren reported.

 

[Folanator]

Cops Arrest Woman, 57, For Battering Female Domestic Partner With Dildo
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902

 

[Jagdaddy]

3 Farmers Arrested in Wales for Running “Sheep Brothel”

https://linkbeef.com/3-farmers-arrested-in-wales-for-running-sheep-brothel/

 

[buckeyegrad]

3 Farmers Arrested in Wales for Running “Sheep Brothel”

https://linkbeef.com/3-farmers-arrested-in-wales-for-running-sheep-brothel/

How do we know this isn't a headline one sees often in Wales?

 

[ochre]

Pretty sure Wales is Great Britain's Florida.

 

[Jagdaddy]

How do we know this isn't a headline one sees often in Wales?

I guess we don't. I'm not sure I'd google for it to find out either . . .

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

When did Tibor move to Wales?

 

[Dryden]

Girl's ass implants explodes

http://notallowedto.com/womans-butt-explodes-while-doing-squats-for-instagram-video/

From this point going forward, I'm going to ask any woman that I date with a fat ass if she has butt implants. Bedroom safety precautions.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

This isn't the best fit for this post but not starting a new thread for it...
This chick saved a shit load of lives.. wait till you see what he had in his trunk

Escort shoots, kills attacker, who may be responsible for other deaths
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/07/2...e-responsible-for-other-deaths/?intcmp=hplnws

 

[ochre]

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2015/07/29/police-stratford-man-performed-sex-act-with-shrubbery/

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2015/07/29/police-stratford-man-performed-sex-act-with-shrubbery/

This guy?

 

[Bucklion]

I can't link it from here, but there's one about a guy that chopped his peepee to stop masturbating