Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Steve19]

My momma said Krogers. My momma didn't make mistakes about something like that. They need to change their signs. Tbey don't even let Billy Bob shop there no more.

 

[Oh8ch]

There 2778 Kroger stores - that makes it Krogers.

But speaking of "not being welcome at Kroger"

Three couples want to join a church, but the church wants only dedicated members. So the three couples (one elderly, one middle age and one newlywed) are given a challenge. Go two weeks without sex and you can join.

Two weeks later the three couples return.

The elderly couple say that it was really no problem as they rarely have sex anyhow.

The middle age couple said it was a bit of a struggle, but they really wanted to join the church so they were able to suppress their urges.

The newlywed husband said that they were doing good for the first week, but then his wife dropped a cantaloupe and when she bent over to pick it up it was more than he could stand and he had here right then and there.

When told that he could not join the church, he replied that he understood and in fact was no longer allowed in Krogers either.

 

[brodybuck21]

My momma said Krogers. My momma didn't make mistakes about something like that. They need to change their signs. Tbey don't even let Billy Bob shop there no more.

Jeezus what kind of Kroger do you shop at????????/

 

[Steve19]

My momma said it was Krogers. My momma didn't lie about stuff like that. Hell, Billy Bob can't even shop there no more without some pretty lady with an assault rifle getting up in his grille.

I suppose as long as Jack and I can still shop at my Buckeye favorite, everything is okay. And they damn well better be ready when I redeem my Buckeye stamps next time.

 

[OHSportsFan]

You haven't slummed it until you've stolen watermelon Four Loko from a gas station.

I spent a lot of plasma money on Four Lokos.

 

[Buckeye513]

I spent a lot of plasma money on Four Lokos.

$50/week and nurses who look like they brought the needles from home. There are worse ways to get paid but I do not miss the plasma center.

 

[tsteele316]

Of everything on this page, the most disturbing part is that you chose watermelon four look.

 

[OHSportsFan]

$50/week and nurses who look like they brought the needles from home. There are worse ways to get paid but I do not miss the plasma center.

Roommate once had his arm severely bruised from bicep to forearm due to a bad stick. Still went back 48 hours later wearing long sleeves to hide it so he could get the 2nd donation for the week. They denied him when he had to show his arms and was legitimately pissed.

Fucking degenerates.

 

[Buckeye513]

Of everything on this page, the most disturbing part is that you chose watermelon four look.

It was the only flavor they had out at the time that I hadn't tried. No regrets.

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

I used to work at ZLB/CSL next to campus... everyone there liked to talk about how Jeffrey Dahmer used to donate plasma there

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[charlohiottean]

American Exchange Students in Italy Start Fire by Cooking Pasta Without Water

…According to Italian newspaper La Nazione, three 20-year-olds bought some pasta and took it back to their apartment in Florence, with high hopes for an authentic Italian dinner. But instead of boiling several quarts of water before adding the pasta—you know, step one on every set of back-of-the-box instructions ever—they emptied the dry noodles directly into the pot. (Sigh...)

Bonus tie-in to a previous stoopid headline!

 

[LostLassie]

American Exchange Students in Italy Start Fire by Cooking Pasta Without Water

…According to Italian newspaper La Nazione, three 20-year-olds bought some pasta and took it back to their apartment in Florence, with high hopes for an authentic Italian dinner. But instead of boiling several quarts of water before adding the pasta—you know, step one on every set of back-of-the-box instructions ever—they emptied the dry noodles directly into the pot. (Sigh...)

Bonus tie-in to a previous stoopid headline!

Damn! I was so sure it had to be three guys who'd never had more involvement with the kitchen than grabbing a beer from the 'frig.

Florentine chef Fabio Picchi was more charitable in his assessment, offering the girls four hours of Italian cooking lessons in one of his restaurants

So embarrassed for the future generation of my gender.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Damn! I was so sure it had to be three guys who'd never had more involvement with the kitchen than grabbing a beer from the 'frig.



So embarrassed for the future generation of my gender.

LOL, I wonder how much of that four hours they will practice filling up a pot of water...

 

[Buckeye513]

Damn! I was so sure it had to be three guys who'd never had more involvement with the kitchen than grabbing a beer from the 'frig.



So embarrassed for the future generation of my gender.

Considering it's three students abroad with their own place in Florence I'd say it's more of a class issue than an age or gender issue.