Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jaxbuck]

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[Dryden]

Not sure if that $738 figure for this Gen-X'er is annual or per purchase, less Prime membership.

 

[LostLassie]

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So, how much are the drunk men actually spending once you deduct the pay-per-view porn sites?

 

[Oh8ch]

So, how much are the drunk men actually spending once you deduct the pay-per-view porn sites?

You can deduct pay-per-view porn sites?

I need to refile my taxes!

 

[LostLassie]

You can deduct pay-per-view porn sites?

I need to refile my taxes!

If you submitted your tax return to Finder.com Survey*, you're gonna have other things to worry about. (*Not affiliated with the IRS.)

 

[TDunk]

 

[LostLassie]

They didn't find any bomb-making equipment there, only two empty Canadian Mist bottles in a red golf cart.

 

[jwinslow]

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti," the victim said.

 

[scarletmike]

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti," the victim said.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

[Bucklion]

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti," the victim said.

What in the actual fuck?

 

[Oh8ch]

I just want to thank LostLassie for starting this thread. My life is richer for it.

 

[LostLassie]

I just want to thank LostLassie for starting this thread. My life is richer for it.

Thank our world full of crazies. Without them, there would be no thread.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I just want to thank LostLassie for starting this thread. My life is richer for it.

Got those porn deductions then, I take it.

 

[Dryden]

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti," the victim said.

Uh ... college kids!

 

[Buckeye513]

Uh ... college kids!

I don't think ramen and ketchup qualifies as sketti.

However, ramen, peanut butter, soy sauce, and sriracha absolutely qualifies as pad thai.