Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[charlohiottean]

I don't think ramen and ketchup qualifies as sketti.

However, ramen, peanut butter, soy sauce, and sriracha absolutely qualifies as pad thai.

 

[Buckeye513]

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If you don't appreciate that culinary masterpiece you're either too old to remember being college poor or you never were in the first place.

 

[charlohiottean]

If you don't appreciate that culinary masterpiece you're either too old to remember being college poor or you never were in the first place.

1 Kroger frozen "Pizza" $0.88 (slice up and add any fridge scraps) pretty filling.
1 bowl Ramen $0.20 + 1 Swanson turkey pot pie $0.45 = hearty meal.

BONAFIDES!

It's nice you could afford peanut butter.

 

[Buckeye513]

1 Kroger frozen "Pizza" $0.88 (slice up and add any fridge scraps) pretty filling.
1 bowl Ramen $0.20 + 1 Swanson turkey pot pie $0.45 = hearty meal.

BONAFIDES!

It's nice you could afford peanut butter.

Respect.

The peanut butter and sriracha was a result of my roommate and I making it rain at Walmart with our Coinstar voucher, as we watched our university raise our tuition every year to build shit we were never going to get to use. Good times.

 

[charlohiottean]

Respect.

The peanut butter and sriracha was a result of my roommate and I making it rain at Walmart with our Coinstar voucher, as we watched our university raise our tuition every year to build shit we were never going to get to use. Good times.

My buddies and I were outraged, OUTRAGED! when Krogers raised the price of their spray painted cardboard pizzas from $.79 to $.88.

Just remembered this sandwich: 2 pieces of white bread, thin layer of PB, thin swipe o' mayo, 1 slice o' cheese and 1 slice bologna. Makes all ingredients last for two weeks.

 

[LostLassie]

Just remembered this sandwich: 2 pieces of white bread, thin layer of PB, thin swipe o' mayo, 1 slice o' cheese and 1 slice bologna. Makes all ingredients last for two weeks.

Not bad. But, the best PB/meat product sandwich I ever had (not really a budget meal) was PB, Miracle Whip, Cheese, BACON, and dill pickle slices.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I hear you. We couldn't afford better than a '93 Chateau Lafite Rothschild. It was barely better than bum juice. And just surf, no turf. Being a peasant is misery.

 

[Buckeye513]

I hear you. We couldn't afford better than a '93 Chateau Lafite Rothschild. It was barely better than bum juice. And just surf, no turf. Being a peasant is misery.

You haven't slummed it until you've stolen watermelon Four Loko from a gas station.

 

[brodybuck21]

My buddies and I were outraged, OUTRAGED! when Krogers raised the price of their spray painted cardboard pizzas from $.79 to $.88.

Just remembered this sandwich: 2 pieces of white bread, thin layer of PB, thin swipe o' mayo, 1 slice o' cheese and 1 slice bologna. Makes all ingredients last for two weeks.

Krogers?

 

[charlohiottean]

Krogers?

Plural of Kroger?
Sue me, I'm an Ahia hick.

 

[brodybuck21]

Plural of Kroger?
Sue me, I'm an Ahia hick.

I do the same thing man...born and raised AHIA

 

[Steve19]

It's not Krogers?

 

[LostLassie]

It's not Krogers?

The company pretty much refers to itself in the singular. It's the Kroger Company, Kroger Associates, Kroger Board of Directors, etc.

I always say Krogers (I don't pronounce the apostrophe). If they don't like it, they can sue me.

 

[otisu]

I prefer Krogers over Meijers.

 

[brodybuck21]