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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

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Saw31 said:
Just watched this game again. Sodomy may be illegal in *ich*g*n, but they sure don't enforce it. I saw 42 sodomies.
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Not a lawyer but pretty sure they can't charge you for something that wasn't against the law when you did it.

Which is good because lets face it, there was sodomy last November and a lot of it.
 
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Bucklion said:
Good Lord, the Tressel years were like fetish pron....
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Jaxbuck said:
Not a lawyer but pretty sure they can't charge you for something that wasn't against the law when you did it.

Which is good because lets face it, there was sodomy last November and a lot of it.
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Jaxbuck said:
Not a lawyer but pretty sure they can't charge you for something that wasn't against the law when you did it.

Which is good because lets face it, there was sodomy last November and a lot of it.
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Thank the lord for no retroactive criminal statutes indeed.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
how big was that drive through window?

I mean if you could sling it straight like an arrow maybe, but a live 3-1/2 footer is gonna put up at least a little resistance.

while not big as far as gators, that's on the extreme high end of size I would even attempt to fuck with while it's still living.
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We're from OHIO. All y'all are voodoo fucking alligator throwing black magic Les Miles freak show mother fuckers. It is what it is. I just don't want you to cast a curse on me, so do what you got to do....
 
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LostLassie said:
In fairness to Floriduh, there aren't all that many other states where one could find a live alligator to toss into a Wendy's drive-thru window.

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(Alligator pictured on the left.)
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The good news if you are a worker there is that it being a Wendy's, there will be some fat motherfuckers present.

You only have to outrun one of them to get away.
 
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