Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Dryden]

http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/...s-are-being-sexually-assaulted-367586041.html

Caryville woman believes her goats are being sexually assaulted

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/...s-are-being-sexually-assaulted-367586041.html

Caryville woman believes her goats are being sexually assaulted

 

[LostLassie]

How the hell does someone use their erection to find old spiders?

Dowsing?

 

[tsteele316]

http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/...s-are-being-sexually-assaulted-367586041.html

Caryville woman believes her goats are being sexually assaulted

Hide yo kids, hide yo goats......

 

[Jagdaddy]

How the hell does someone use their erection to find old spiders?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I knew someone would go there

 

[Dryden]

A construction crane in Lower Manhattan collapsed this morning and fell to the street.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Hide yo kids, hide yo goats......

'cuz dey fleecin' eryone out here...

 

[BayBuck]

A construction crane in Lower Manhattan collapsed this morning and fell to the street.

I'll be honest, I have always been a little bit nervous driving by any huge construction crane, ever since that fatal accident during the Schottenstein Center construction.

 

[Bucklion]

I'll be honest, I have always been a little bit nervous driving by any huge construction crane, ever since that fatal accident during the Schottenstein Center construction.

I remember that one well...

 

[LostLassie]

I'll be honest, I have always been a little bit nervous driving by any huge construction crane, ever since that fatal accident during the Schottenstein Center construction.

Right. I always think of that when I see those huge cranes. Been re-watching Six Feet Under on Netflix, and this is like one of their strange deaths. Just so improbable. How many factors have to combine to put you precisely in the right spot to be under one of these things when it falls? Hard not to wonder about destiny.

 

[Bucklion]

Right. I always think of that when I see those huge cranes. Been re-watching Six Feet Under on Netflix, and this is like one of their strange deaths. Just so improbable. How many factors have to combine to put you precisely in the right spot to be under one of these things when it falls? Hard not to wonder about destiny.

As I recall, the operator who died was drunk...I'd hardly call that destiny

 

[BayBuck]

As I recall, the operator who died was drunk...I'd hardly call that destiny

That's what happened at the Schott, it landed on a car on Lane and killed some random guy actually. But I think you're correct that the crane driver was drunk.

 

[RB07OSU]

THIS MICHIGAN LEGISLATOR IS TRYING TO BAN SODOMY

Really hope this is not a bill that is retroactive past November 28, 2015, or all of our players and coaches are going to be facing felonies. Amiright?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Yes

(answering for a friend)

I think @Saw31 can ask for himself.