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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

all this talk about Gators made me hungry.

went got some fresh fried gator the other night. good stuff.
Mmmmmmm.....fresh fried gator.
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No, honest Ma, it's OK. Right before I slaughtered it, the cow had waded out into our pond. Pretty sure that made it seafood.

the Vatican considers Capybara (a freaking enormous Nutria-looking creature in South America) to be seafood also.

got to get my hands on one of them to see if they taste like regular Nutria.
 
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‘Bonnie and Clyde’ couple captured in Florida after crime spree spanning four states

The search for a Missouri couple suspected in a series of robberies and abductions in Alabama and Georgia ended in the Florida Panhandle early Friday with authorities there saying the man is dead and the woman taken into custody.

Blake Fitzgerald died and Brittany Nicole Harper was wounded and taken to a local hospital, according to a statement from the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office.

No other details were immediately released, but local news outlets report that shots were fired after a chase. In online video posted by Pensacola, Florida, station WEAR-TV, a volley of gunshots can be heard amid flashing police lights.

Authorities have linked Fitzgerald and Harper to a series of crimes in Alabama and Georgia, saying the offenses fit a similar pattern: People are robbed, kidnapped and let go unharmed, usually after a vehicle is stolen.

Before that, police in Joplin, Missouri, had wanted to interview the two about a Jan. 22 break-in there in which guns were stolen from a home. The couple is also suspected in two Florida robberies in Walnut Hills and Destin on Wednesday, U.S. Marshals spokesman Martin Keely said.

Calling them a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, the U.S. Marshals announced Thursday that they were offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information leading to their arrest.
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Missouri making itself at home in the SEC.
 
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Florida 18-year-old accused of posing as a doctor
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A South Florida teen was arrested Tuesday and charged with practicing medicine without a license after allegedly setting up a fake medical practice and passing himself off as having a Ph.D.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Malachi Love-Robinson, 18, was arrested after he allegedly performed an examination on an undercover agent and offered medical advice.

Love-Robinson was released from jail Wednesday on $21,000 bond on charges of practicing medicine without a license, fraud and grand theft.

The Palm Beach Post reported that a cease-and-desist order showed that Love-Robinson had operated a medical office in West Palm Beach since Jan. 26. The teen allegedly named his practice New Birth New Life Holistic and Alternative Medical Center & Urgent Care and claimed to be a doctor of psychology.

The center's website listed Love-Robinson as one of three staff members and included a statement that described him as "a well rounded professional that treats, and cares for patients, using a system of practice that bases treatment of physiological functions and abnormal conditions on natural laws governing the human body."

Entire article: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/17/florida-18-year-old-accused-posing-as-doctor.html

I wonder if he gave gynecological exams.:slappy:
 
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Drink “Probably Involved” In Attempted Triceratops Theft

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Drunken thieves apparently attempted to make off with a 25-foot dinosaur model on the Isle of Wight.
Godshilla, as the triceratops is affectionately known, was photographed by Chris Hollinghead as he drove through Godshill on Saturday night.

Owner Martin Simpson said it was “probably four or five pretty hefty lads who’d had a bit too much to drink.”

“I mean it’s typical isn’t it? I go away for the weekend and someone kidnaps me dinosaur,” Simpson told BuzzFeed News.
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El Chapo's beauty queen wife says she fears for his life

are you shittin' me.. the dude that has had thousands killed.. shot, stabbed, decapitated, dismembered, acid baths, strangled, drowned... and we give a shit about him why?
 
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El Chapo's beauty queen wife says she fears for his life

are you [Mark May]tin' me.. the dude that has had thousands killed.. shot, stabbed, decapitated, dismembered, acid baths, strangled, drowned... and we give a [Mark May] about him why?

what else is she going to say publicly?

"I hope someone hurries up and offs his sorry old ass so I can get on with spending the money and having sex with people my own age without having to hide it my life"
 
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