Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[LovelandBuckeye]

https://weather.com/news/news/2019-05-25-kentucky-noahs-ark-flooding

Owners of Kentucky's Noah's Ark Attraction Sue Over Flooding Damage

The title is very misleading. The road is what got flooded out. But it got me to click so mission accomplished.

 

[Steve19]

this headline is complete BS... Emphasis mine. "Authorities discovered THREE cases that were related to sex trafficking and one homeless teen who had not eaten anything in three days."

I read this story a few weeks ago on another site.. 119 of those kids had already been found or just come home on their own but the local police database wasnt updated. So yes, I am glad 3 kids were potentially saved from sex trafficking. But these headlines are intentionally misleading.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Female squash stars furious after getting vibrators as tournament prize



Entire article: https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/female-squash-stars-furious-after-given-vibrators-as-tournament-prize/

 

[ScriptOhio]

Pornhub legend Mia Khalifa shares surgery video as breast ‘exploded’ after being hit with an ice hockey puck



Entire article: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/9088863/pornhub-mia-khalifa-video-breast-surgery-boob-explodes/

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Guess I need to update my resume and LinkedIn profile as myself and 25 million other Texans become licensed plumbers

 

[Dryden]

 

[Dryden]

Female squash stars furious after getting vibrators as tournament prize



Entire article: https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/female-squash-stars-furious-after-given-vibrators-as-tournament-prize/

If they don’t like their gifts then they can go fuck themselves.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Female squash stars furious after getting vibrators as tournament prize



Entire article: https://nypost.com/2019/05/22/female-squash-stars-furious-after-given-vibrators-as-tournament-prize/

Isn’t this sport why ORD’s knee is jacked up?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If they don’t like their gifts then they can go fuck themselves.

Should have given all the dudes fleshlights to even things up.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Isn’t this sport why ORD’s knee is jacked up?

Would @ORD_Buckeye care to comment? Seems there might be some new interest in this sport.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Isn’t this sport why ORD’s knee is jacked up?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Oh8ch]

Too many oysters?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Guess the state:

Man accidentally shoots, kills woman during foreplay, deputies say

Well shit, if there is no loaded gun how does one have foreplay?

 

[BB73]

Well shit, if there is no loaded gun how does one have foreplay?

But one must focus on shooting your wad instead of the firearm.