Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jaxbuck]

If accidentally killing someone while swinging the axe is wrong ...

....................Craig James didn't want to be right when he killed five hookers at SMU

 

[BUCKYLE]

....................Craig James didn't want to be right when he killed five hookers at SMU

CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?!

 

[scarletmike]

CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU?!

The rumor is that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU.*

*Allegedly

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Clay Aiken wins close primary race in North Carolina

wonder how it makes you feel to win a close race over a dead guy?

 

[Dryden]

wonder how it makes you feel to win a close race over a dead guy?

Better than losing a close race to a dead guy?

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Clay Aiken wins close primary race in North Carolina

wonder how it makes you feel to win a close race over a dead guy?

it can't feel too odd for clay since he's already used to finishing on top of living guys.

 

[gregorylee]

you honestly think he ever finished on "top"?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cop accused of lewd act at Starbucks
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/n...nty_a_bad_lieutenant.html#kyQ80MBWkWAGkSKv.99

Police said that Gonzalez pulled down his shorts while seated at a table inside the store and masturbated.

WTF exactly is wrong with people?

 

[ochre]

Hawaiian Surfing Model Charged With Attempted Murder in Alleged Road Rage Hit and Run

http://abcnews.go.com/US/hawaiian-s...ed-murder-alleged-road-rage/story?id=23768272
or,

73-year-old says model surfer tried to kill her so she could steal her car

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...k-kill-victim-article-1.1797749#ixzz32GpTLzwF

 

[Jaxbuck]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/hawaiian-s...ed-murder-alleged-road-rage/story?id=23768272
or,

From the side bar of that deeply disturbed bitch's article:

Drunk Tennessee man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table: cops

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ic-table-cops-article-1.1798910#ixzz32H3qo5Ym

The funny thing is this probably isn't an unusual headline in the south.

 

[muffler dragon]

Drunk Tennessee man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table: cops

The funny thing is this probably isn't an unusual headline in the south.

Fungo started a new craze. :well done:

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fungo started a new craze. :well done:

Absolutely. It was a completely different person that definitely was not me. I wasn't even in Tennessee on those dates.

 

[ochre]

High “High Elf” Attacks Woman’s BMW With A Sword
http://time.com/106492/high-high-elf-attacks-womans-bmw-with-a-sword/

 

[muffler dragon]

Absolutely. It was a completely different person that definitely was not me. I wasn't even in Tennessee on those dates.

Sure thing, Mr. Blue Ridge.